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Author: Mr. Wapojif

I'm the esteemed editor of the equally esteemed Professional Moron. My education is non-existent, my IQ is violently below average, and I smell. I do, however, occasionally write interesting things.
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10 Ace Jobs That Don’t Exist—But Should

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Santa’s Weekly Column: He’s Not Gone Mental!

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The Professional Moron Dating Column

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March 11, 2012August 7, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Events They Should Have Included At The Olympics 2012

March 10, 2012July 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Best Song Titles That Haven’t Been Used Yet

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March 8, 2012April 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Celebrities: If They Hadn’t Been Good At The Day Job

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10 Really Good Soups That Haven’t Been Made Yet

March 6, 2012May 15, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Top Five Best Inventions That Haven’t Been Invented Yet

March 5, 2012March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Santa’s Weekly Column #2

March 4, 2012July 29, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart: A Brief Moment in History

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Diary of a Wellington Inspector

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How To Keep Fit Whilst Being Around Food

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How LOL And ROFLMAO Destroyed The World

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World Exclusive: Santa’s Weekly Column #1

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Top 10 Best Sandwiches That Don’t Exist

The Spammock (a hammock made of Spam)
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Invention: The Spammock (a hammock made from spam)

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February 19, 2012March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Sunday Update: Adventures in Blogging & Life Land

February 18, 2012March 22, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron: Our First Blog Post

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