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Category: Food and Drink

A selection of colourful sweets
September 6, 2012July 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Our Sweet Potatoes Are Really Made Out Of Sweets

A bunch of sweet potatoes
September 5, 2012July 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Are Sweet Potatoes Made Out Of Sweets?

Meat, vegetables, and gravy
August 8, 2012November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

An Exposé: The True Horrors of Gravy

August 7, 2012August 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Fish and Chips: Why British People Love It So Much

Some eggs waiting to be boiled
August 4, 2012November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How To Boil An Egg Incorrectly

A jar of Marmite with its hynopnotising label
June 29, 2012May 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Can You be Indifferent to Marmite?

Mint tea
June 21, 2012August 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Mint Tea: The Brilliance of This Iconic Herbal Brew

A sandwich on a plate
May 13, 2012April 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Sandwiches—250 Years Young

A ham and tomato sandwich
April 20, 2012April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

5 Disgusting Looking Sandwiches

A block of cheese
April 15, 2012April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Some Reasons Why Cheese Is Ace

April 13, 2012April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Weird Foods We Found On The Internet

A fried egg around other Easter decorations
April 5, 2012April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

10 Funny Meals To Make Over The Easter Weekend

Vibrant colours for Easter eggs
April 4, 2012March 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Six Interesting Facts About Easter Eggs

Beans on Toast
March 17, 2012April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Baked Beans: Some Stupid False Facts

An assortment of vegetables to make soup
March 7, 2012July 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

10 Really Good Soups That Haven’t Been Made Yet

Food being measured for fitness purposes
February 23, 2012April 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How To Keep Fit Whilst Being Around Food

Sandwiches
February 20, 2012May 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Top 10 Best Sandwiches That Don’t Exist

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