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October 29, 2021October 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Be a Smug Motivational Business Guru on LinkedIn

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October 26, 2021October 26, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The First Photographs from History (the 19th century)

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October 25, 2021October 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Great Lice Outbreak of Christmas 2021

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October 22, 2021October 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop sleepwalking?”

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October 19, 2021October 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Earliest Recorded Sounds: Listen to Noises of Yesteryear

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October 18, 2021October 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa Starts at the Psychiatrists

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October 11, 2021October 12, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Lurgy Outbreak Threatens Christmas!

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October 9, 2021December 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #5: Explaining Video Games for Non-Gamers

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October 5, 2021October 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: “Christmas is DEAD!”, Yells Santa in Statement

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October 4, 2021October 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Gorgonzola at Work: Employment Laws on Veined Blue Cheese

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October 1, 2021October 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Cookie Monster: Tribute to This Most Depraved Blue Being

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September 28, 2021September 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my wife addicted to wearing lipstick?”

An empty business meeting room
September 27, 2021September 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Ensure Hard Work at Work For a Hardworking Workforce

The Chernobyl Sarcophagus Memorial next to the Chernobyl Power Plant in Ukraine
September 25, 2021September 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Chernobyl and Pripyat: Visiting Ukraine’s Exclusion Zone

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September 24, 2021September 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Say Really Silly Things in Ukraine

Michael Schumacher Netflix documentary
September 22, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Schumacher: Thoughtful Documentary on F1 Legend’s Life

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September 21, 2021November 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Tuna in the Workplace: Laws on Business, Fish, and Smells

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September 20, 2021September 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What are the best chat up lines to use on men?”

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September 13, 2021September 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I STOP doing duck lips photo poses!?”

Digitiser Live
September 11, 2021September 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Digitiser Live 2021: All Hail to the Surreal Event of Excellence

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September 7, 2021September 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my girlfriend always upset but says she’s not?”

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September 6, 2021September 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Flicking Bogeys at Work: Laws on Polite Workplace Nose Picking

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September 4, 2021June 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #4: Mental Health at the Movies

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September 2, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Belgian Grand Prix 2001: Drama, Chaos, and Tragedy Averted

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August 31, 2021August 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does the wife take 12 hours to get ready?”

Watching the Wheels autobiography by Damon Hill
August 28, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Watching the Wheels: My Autobiography by Damon Hill

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August 24, 2021August 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Is my nose hair problem life threatening?”

A combine harvester in a field
August 23, 2021August 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Combine Harvesters in the Office: Laws on Machines at Work

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August 17, 2021August 18, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I need help with my post-lockdown dating life!”

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August 16, 2021August 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Fake Plants at Work: Laws on Maintaining Spurious Organisms

A woman holding her mouth after hiccuping
August 10, 2021August 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop the hiccups?”

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August 7, 2021June 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #3: Comments About Online Commenting

Some graffiti of a mouth drooling
August 2, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Should my husband be drooling this much?”

A large cartoon doodle
July 26, 2021October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Doodling at Work: Laws on Artistic Expression in Work

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July 23, 2021July 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My doily mad wife is destroying our marriage!”

Name of the Year 2020 official bracket
July 19, 2021January 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Name of the Year Awards: Congrats to Mathdaniel Squirrel

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July 12, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: StinkedIn—Avoid Stinking Bad at Work

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July 10, 2021November 26, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #2: Food Ranting & Observations

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