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December 13, 2021December 25, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Notes on Effective Leadership During Trying Times

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December 11, 2021December 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Japanese Tea Stuff: Bringing Ikigai Into Our World

Let's Blog Award
December 11, 2021December 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Let’s Blog Award: Q&As About Games & Stuff

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December 7, 2021December 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Crush

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November 30, 2021November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is obsessed with a bonsai tree”

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November 29, 2021November 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Hallucinations and Water Beds

November 27, 2021November 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Podcast Episode #6: Notes on Remembrance & Poppies

1: Life on the Limit documentary
November 24, 2021October 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

1: Life on the Limit: Documentary on F1’s 1970s Safety Record

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November 23, 2021November 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is my husband a giant lizard?!”

A collection of cartoon space rockets and the cosmos
November 22, 2021November 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Dandelion & Burdock (and space)

Santa Claus eating a chocolate chip cookie
November 16, 2021November 16, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Mince Pie Eating Competition

A woman with lipstick gossiping in a man's ear
November 15, 2021November 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Deep sea diving CURED my gossiping addiction!”

Van Gogh Alive in Manchester
November 13, 2021October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Van Gogh Alive: Visiting the Immersive 3D Art Experience

A bedroom with brown wallpaper
November 9, 2021November 10, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Wallpaper choices are destroying my marriage!”

Christmas items in red and blue
November 8, 2021November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas Does Some Paperwork

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November 1, 2021November 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Paranoia About the Millennium Bug

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October 29, 2021October 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Be a Smug Motivational Business Guru on LinkedIn

The first picture of a human being
October 26, 2021October 26, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The First Photographs from History (the 19th century)

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October 25, 2021October 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Great Lice Outbreak of Christmas 2021

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October 22, 2021October 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop sleepwalking?”

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October 19, 2021October 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Earliest Recorded Sounds: Listen to Noises of Yesteryear

Ho Ho Ho written in the snow
October 18, 2021October 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa Starts at the Psychiatrists

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October 11, 2021October 12, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Lurgy Outbreak Threatens Christmas!

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October 9, 2021December 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #5: Explaining Video Games for Non-Gamers

A drunk and hangover Santa asking for alcohol
October 5, 2021October 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: “Christmas is DEAD!”, Yells Santa in Statement

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October 4, 2021October 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Gorgonzola at Work: Employment Laws on Veined Blue Cheese

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October 1, 2021October 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Cookie Monster: Tribute to This Most Depraved Blue Being

A woman admiring her lipstick in a mirror
September 28, 2021September 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my wife addicted to wearing lipstick?”

An empty business meeting room
September 27, 2021September 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Ensure Hard Work at Work For a Hardworking Workforce

The Chernobyl Sarcophagus Memorial next to the Chernobyl Power Plant in Ukraine
September 25, 2021September 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Chernobyl and Pripyat: Visiting Ukraine’s Exclusion Zone

Kiev in Ukraine with city centre architecture
September 24, 2021September 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Say Really Silly Things in Ukraine

Michael Schumacher Netflix documentary
September 22, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Schumacher: Thoughtful Documentary on F1 Legend’s Life

A tuna sandwich
September 21, 2021November 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Tuna in the Workplace: Laws on Business, Fish, and Smells

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September 20, 2021September 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What are the best chat up lines to use on men?”

A woman posing and doing duck lips
September 13, 2021September 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I STOP doing duck lips photo poses!?”

Digitiser Live
September 11, 2021September 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Digitiser Live 2021: All Hail to the Surreal Event of Excellence

An upset girlfriend sitting on some autumn leaves
September 7, 2021September 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my girlfriend always upset but says she’s not?”

A hand with aggressive fingers picking a human nose
September 6, 2021September 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Flicking Bogeys at Work: Laws on Polite Workplace Nose Picking

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