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A Barbie Doll smiling
May 11, 2020May 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why does my husband call me ‘baby doll’?!”

Inception Noise
May 5, 2020May 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

BRAAM: Let’s Celebrate the Inception Noise

Leonardi DiCaprio doing his strut
May 4, 2020August 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Leo Strut: Revisiting This Great Thing

Santa Claus peering over a ledge with a red nose and green background
May 1, 2020May 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column: A Special Self-Isolation Message

April 28, 2020October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Cute Pixel Art: Celebrating a Bit of Retro Gaming Artistry

Love with a heart in the place of o
April 27, 2020April 27, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

15 New Pet Names To Use For Your Partner

A line of novels by Goethe
April 24, 2020April 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Classic Novels Ruined by Adding “Gertrude” Into the Title

WordPress blogging logo
April 22, 2020April 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Real Neat Blog Award: Funky Questions & Answers

A man sitting on a yellow sofa working
April 21, 2020April 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m a softboi—I need pretentious chat up lines!”

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April 20, 2020April 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch: The Welsh Village

Dominic the cockatiel doing his screm song
April 17, 2020April 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Dominic the Screm Song Cockatiel: A Birdo Just Got to Screm

Olivier Panis waving the French flag at the Monaco GP 1996
April 15, 2020May 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

F1—Monaco 1996: Olivier Panis’ Epic First Win

A man eating some food looking anxious
April 14, 2020April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend talks with his mouth full!”

A cartoon pint of beer
April 10, 2020April 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband keeps having drunken fights!”

Isolated room with a light on in a grid
April 3, 2020April 3, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband is a self-isolating ignoramus!”

Kiai! A man doing a karate chop with a sunset background
April 2, 2020April 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Kiai & Other Martial Art Pondering

Questions and answers
March 30, 2020March 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Mystery Blogger Award: Extra Life’s Questions… Answered!

Ori and the Will of the Wisps soundtrack by composer Gareth Coker
March 27, 2020August 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Ori and the Will of the Wisps’ Soundtrack—That is All

A psychotic young boy holding a bloodstained axe
March 26, 2020March 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My child is a heathenish fiend!”

Health kit
March 24, 2020September 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Self-Isolation: Your Fun & Officially Moronic Survival Kit

Problem solving
March 20, 2020March 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I deal with a problem-solving problem child?”

World of Warcraft
March 19, 2020May 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Corrupted Blood Incident: WoW’s Virtual Pandemic as a Model for Medical Research

Man feet in trainers
March 13, 2020March 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Eighties Hits Ruined By Adding “Man Feet” Into the Title

Salvador Dali painting of melting clocks and a monster
March 10, 2020March 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exquisite Corpse: Collaborative Surrealist Literary Fun

Poetry book of love
March 9, 2020March 9, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband won’t stop writing crap poetry!”

Balding man singing hit singles
March 5, 2020September 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

15 Hit Singles Ruined By Adding “Male Pattern Balding” Into the Title

A range of sliced cheeses
March 3, 2020June 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Cheese & England: A History of Patriotic Dairy Delights

A sleeping walking model to the backdrop of the Moon
March 2, 2020March 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband sleepwalks!”

People dancing to 1980s hit singles
February 28, 2020February 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

20 Hit ‘80s Singles Ruined by Adding “Discombobulate” Into the Title

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Total Recall making Arnold noises
February 25, 2020February 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Arnold Noises: EAUGH! Celebrating Schwarzenegger’s Best Sounds

An old house that is a bit of an eyesore
February 17, 2020February 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Ruined by Adding “Eyesore” Into the Title

Daisies in the shape of a love heart
February 14, 2020February 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

25 Brilliant Romantic Valentine’s Day Ideas

A chainsaw cutting into a baguette-min
February 13, 2020February 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How Chainsaws Will Improve Your Company Culture

Husband and wife
February 10, 2020February 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

13 Films Ruined By Adding “Hubby & Wifey” Into The Title

Cauliflower Cake recipe
February 7, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Cauliflower Cake: Yotam Ottolenghi’s Beast of a Recipe

A hipster in glasses and a beard
February 6, 2020February 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Missing Hipster Beard: Substantial Rewards Available on Safe Return

Spaghetti hoops
February 3, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! All my boyfriend eats is spaghetti hoops!”

A human nose
January 31, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

15 Love Songs Ruined by Adding “Mucus” Into the Title

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