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Virtual Boy Nintendo Classics on the Switch 2
February 22, 2026February 22, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Joys of Virtual Boy on the Nintendo Switch 2 👾

Bye Bye Badman and the Paris Student Riots
February 21, 2026February 21, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Bye Bye Badman and the Paris Student Riots of May 1968 🍋

Your husband DRINKS aftershave
March 13, 2023March 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my husband drinking aftershave?”

Webbed the indie game
March 12, 2023March 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Webbed: Become a Spider and Web Your Way to Victory!

Alba: A Wildlife Adventure game
March 12, 2023March 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Alba: A Wildlife Adventure is Cute and Wholesome Family Fun

Janis Joplin and the Pearl album
March 11, 2023March 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Janis Joplin: Sassy Lady With Epic Dress Sense (blues special)

The Yodelling Yobbos
March 10, 2023March 9, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Yodelling Yobbos: Hit After Punch After Theft Into Notoriety

Pam's Purple Porridge
March 9, 2023March 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Pam’s Purple Porridge [Sponsored Post]

The Banshees of Inisherin
March 8, 2023March 8, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Banshees of Inisherin: Black Humour and Metaphors in Ireland

Clogging the toilet at work
March 7, 2023March 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Clogging the Toilet at Work: The Laws on Backed Up Bogs

Do you date a monobrow guy
March 6, 2023March 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend has a monobrow!”

Shotgun King - The final Checkmate
March 5, 2023March 5, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Shotgun King: The Final Checkmate is Shooty Chess Fun

The History of Soup
March 3, 2023March 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Soup 🥫

Pun clinic for punning addicts
March 2, 2023March 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Pun Addiction Rehabilitation Centre [Sponsored Post]

Stanley Kubrick's The Shining film adaptation
March 1, 2023March 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Shining: Jack Nicholson Goes Nuts in a Hotel

Star Trek the original series
February 28, 2023February 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Star Trek: “Live long and prosper” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Staring at work laws
February 27, 2023February 23, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Staring at Work: Employment Laws on Workplace Peering

Vampire Survivors the indie game
February 26, 2023February 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Vampire Survivors: Addictive as All Hell Survival Romp

Rocketbirds: Hardboiled Chicken
February 26, 2023February 26, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Rocketbirds: Hardboiled Chicken: A Clucking Great Shooty Game

The Shining by Stephen King
February 25, 2023March 10, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Shining by Stephen King

A History of Mochi
February 24, 2023February 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Mochi (餅): Kawaii Japanese Rice Cakes

Dave's Drunken Detective Agency
February 23, 2023February 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Dave’s Drunken Detective Agency [Sponsored Post]

A screaming woman at a concert
February 22, 2023February 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Why do Teenage Girls Scream at Pop Concerts?

A woman angry with her husband about their sleeping arrangement
February 21, 2023February 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband hogs too much space in bed!!”

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
February 20, 2023February 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Star Trek: “The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Kirby's Dream Land on the Game Boy
February 19, 2023February 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Kirby’s Dream Land: Chilled Out Game Boy Platforming Fun

Metroid II: Return of Samus on the Game Boy
February 19, 2023February 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Metroid II: Return of Samus—Game Boy Romp is Mediocre

The Doors single of Light My Fire
February 18, 2023February 18, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Light My Fire: Sonic Psychedelia to the Tune of a Vox Continental

The History of Donuts (and doughnuts)
February 17, 2023February 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Donuts (and doughnuts) 🍩

Death & Noodles funeral parlour
February 16, 2023February 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Death & Noodles Afterlife Bar [Sponsored Post]

Georg Rockall-Schmidt and his YouTube channel
February 15, 2023February 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Georg Rockall-Schmidt: Proper Belting Social Commentary

The horror of novelty slippers at work
February 14, 2023February 14, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Novelty Slippers at Work Employment Law Guide

A boring man droning on and on about ale in a conversation
February 13, 2023February 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps droning on about ale (beer)!”

Owlboy the indie game
February 12, 2023November 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Revisiting Owlboy (an indie game masterpiece)

Tao Te Ching by Laozi
February 11, 2023February 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Tao Te Ching by Laozi (老子)

Concrete Soap
February 9, 2023January 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

CONCRETE SOAP [Sponsored Post]

Florence Foster Jenkins the film with Meryl Streep
February 8, 2023February 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Florence Foster Jenkins: Celebrating Godawful Singing

Star Trek the original TV series
February 7, 2023January 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Star Trek: “To boldly go where no man has gone before” Quote Off!

When a husband calls a woman wifey
February 6, 2023January 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “The woman hates it when I call her ‘wifey’!”

The Goldeneye 007 Remake for Switch and Xbox
February 5, 2023February 4, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Goldeneye 007 Returns With Masterly FPS Action (flaws and all)

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