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Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

The Handmaiden film by Park Chan-wook
February 4, 2026February 4, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Handmaiden: A Tale of Chaotic Female Liberation 🏯

A bottle of Lea & Perrins Worcestershire Sauce
July 2, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Worcestershire Sauce: Everyone’s Favourite Unpronounceable Fermented Liquid

Horrible Harry's Horrendous Holiday Hotspots
July 1, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Horrible Harry’s Horrendous Holiday Hotspots [Sponsored Post]

Cliffhanger the 1993 Stallone film
June 30, 2021June 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cliffhanger: Stallone’s Film About Climbing a Rock

A messy duvet with a dog's paws underneath the duvet cover
June 29, 2021June 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do you put a duvet cover on a duvet?”

A team of employees at work discussing body odour
June 28, 2021June 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Body Odour at Work: Controlling Stink in the Workplace

Creaks by Amanita Design
June 27, 2021June 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Creaks: Graphic Adventure With a Big Underground Mansion

Sonic Mania
June 27, 2021June 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Sonic Mania: The Very Best Sonic Game Since the 1990s

Cute cartoon aliens saying 'Hello!'
June 26, 2021June 26, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: US Government Confirms Aliens!!

HP Sauce next to Big Ben in London
June 25, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Brown Sauce: How HP Sauce Conquered Blighty

Barmy Bill's Bonkers Botox Removal
June 24, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Barmy Bill’s Bonkers Botox Removal Business [Sponsored Post]

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
June 23, 2021June 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom: Whips & Monkey Brains

Businessmen discussing customers around a customer chart
June 22, 2021June 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Communicate With Customers (without getting shut down)

A miser (miserable git) being snide
June 21, 2021June 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Who Wants to be a Miserable Old Git? Great Shows That Never Were

Shiren the Wanderer 2: Demon Invasion! Shiren Castle on the Nintendo 64
June 20, 2021June 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Shiren the Wanderer 2: Demons! It’s the Japan-Only N64 RPG

Otogirisō the SNES visual novel
June 20, 2021January 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Otogirisō: Curious (but cool) SNES Visual Novel Romp 📚

A large amount of grey pebbles on the ground
June 19, 2021October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Grey: The History of an Underrated Dull Colour

Parmo - the Middlesbrough trademark dish
June 18, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Parmo: Middlesbrough’s Teeside Cheesy Treat

Dr. Bob's Barmy Botox Boutique advertisement
June 17, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Dr. Bob’s Barmy Botox Boutique [Sponsored Post]

Arachnophobia the 1990 film
June 16, 2021June 13, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Arachnophobia: Black Comedy With Spiders and Jeff Daniels

Clean dishes stacked up after being washed up
June 15, 2021June 13, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband won’t do the dishes!”

Employees holding indoor sparklers near the American flag
June 14, 2021June 13, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Fireworks at Work: The Rules on Controlled Workplace Explosions

Killer Instinct on the Super Nintendo
June 13, 2021June 12, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Killer Instinct: Rare’s Arcade & SNES Colossus is a Tough SOB

Jungle Strike on the Super Nintendo
June 13, 2021June 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jungle Strike: Shoot ‘Em Up With Helicopters & Death

Somebody to Love: The Life, Death and Legacy of Freddie Mercury
June 12, 2021June 13, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Somebody to Love: The Life, Death and Legacy of Freddie Mercury

Mince pies piled on top of each other
June 11, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mince Pies: Christmas Desserts Served in Foil Cases

A Boglin toy in its cage box
June 10, 2021June 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Boglins: Mattel’s Goblin-Themed ’80s Toys Are a Laugh

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
June 9, 2021June 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood: Tarantino’s Slow Burner Romp

A cartoon drawing of a packet of chewing gum
June 8, 2021June 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Chewing Gum at Work: How to Make Your Employees Behave

A freshly baked pizza cooling for a moment on a work surface
June 7, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Pizza Racing: Food-Based Motorsport With Tuna & Cheese

Cho Aniki: Bakuretsu Ranto-hen on the Super Nintendo game box art
June 6, 2021June 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cho Aniki: Bakuretsu Ranto-hen: The Surreal SNES Beat ‘Em Up

Joust the arcade game advertisement
June 6, 2021June 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Joust: History of the Ostrich-Based Arcade Co-Op Romp

Murray the Hamster
June 5, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Murray the Hamster: The Q1 Rodent Report

A trifle dessert packed with jelly and whipped cream
June 4, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Trifle: Complex Sponge-Based Dessert With Jelly

The Stone Roses Shoot You Down
June 3, 2021April 5, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Shoot You Down: Aiming at The Stone Roses’ Classic Track

Great White film 2021
June 2, 2021June 2, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great White: The Strangely Dull Shark Survival Horror

Barrels lined up in a row
June 1, 2021May 26, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has quit his job to live in a barrel…”

A man pointing at a spreadsheet on his device wearing bright socks with shoes
May 31, 2021May 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Stubbing Toes at Work: Can Your Employees Sue?

Doshin the Giant II box on the 64DD
May 30, 2021March 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Doshin the Giant: The 64DD’s Obscure God Simulation

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