Professional Moron

March 18, 2017May 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Prince by Niccolò Machiavelli

March 17, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Eyebrews (eyebrows which brew a drink)

March 16, 2017March 16, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My girlfriend isn’t ladylike… AT ALL!”

March 15, 2017March 15, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Feel Awful Falafels (for weight loss purposes)

March 14, 2017March 14, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Glowing Zelda Reviews Made Up By NOOBS!

March 13, 2017March 13, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Figs & Chips (a figgy version of Fish & Chips)

March 12, 2017January 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

A Void by Georges Perec

March 11, 2017January 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild… is the Best Game Ever?!

March 10, 2017March 9, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Friends: “We were on a break!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

March 9, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Salubrious Suntan Locomotion

March 8, 2017April 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Shovel Knight: Specter of Torment is NES Era Gloriousness

March 7, 2017September 3, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend has hairy back syndrome!”

March 6, 2017March 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Almond Milk Shortage Triggers Hipster Crisis!

March 5, 2017May 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Jurassic Park: “Must go faster” Quote Off Extravaganza!

March 4, 2017January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Ultimate Ambition in the Arts of Erudition by Shihab al-Din al-Nuwayri

March 3, 2017March 2, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lassi Lasagne!

March 2, 2017March 2, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Bins Declared Not “Bin-Like” By Furious OAPs

March 1, 2017April 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Nintendo 64: Celebrating The N64’s Legendary Status

February 28, 2017February 25, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps staring at other women!”

February 27, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Hedge Trombone (a musical trimmer)

February 26, 2017December 31, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The 50 Best Modern 2D Platformers (2026 Edition) 🕹️

February 25, 2017May 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Rashōmon & 17 Stories by Ryūnosuke Akutagawa

February 24, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The CurTain (an extremely rude talking curtain)

February 23, 2017May 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Jurassic Park: “Clever girl…” Quote Off Extravaganza!

February 22, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Health Campaign: Do Nuts (brutal, pro-nut eating)

February 21, 2017February 21, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Ice Cream Sales Plummet Due To Winter!

February 20, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Home is where the go-kart is

February 18, 2017November 25, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Severed: A History of Heads Lost and Heads Found by Dr. Frances Larson

February 17, 2017December 27, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Posthoumous: A Dystopian Story About Houmous Gone Wrong!

February 17, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Door Candle (a warmer door handle)

February 16, 2017February 16, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

We’re “Celebrating” 5 Long Years of Professional Moron!

February 15, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The KeBabe (an extremely romantic kebab!)

February 14, 2017February 15, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend doesn’t celebrate Valentine’s Day!”

February 13, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Mass Drunken UK Riot Leads to Hilarious Scenes!

February 11, 2017January 19, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Doors of Perception by Aldous Huxley

February 10, 2017February 10, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tobacco Smoked Salmon

February 9, 2017July 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Braveheart: “They may take our lives, but they’ll never take… our freedom!” Quote Off Extravaganza

February 8, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Flame Mower (a lawn mower with flames!)