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Korngold's Violin Concerto in D major Op. 35
February 12, 2026February 13, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Korngold’s Violin Concerto: Hidden History and Cinematic Influences 🎻

Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

Satsuma Sandwiches
April 27, 2017April 27, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Satsuma, Salt, & Mayonnaise Sandwiches

Don't beat about the mush
April 26, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Don’t beat about the mush

Spoon Fireworks
April 25, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Volatile Spoon Fireworks Eating Implement!

April 24, 2017April 24, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Sparkling Water “Too Sparkling” & Dumbed Down

Night in the Woods
April 23, 2017April 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Night in the Woods: Brilliant Indie Game With Super Cute Animals!

The tooth is out there
April 21, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: The Tooth is Out There

How to lose one stone in one week
April 20, 2017April 20, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I need to lose one stone in one week!”

Noodles and Poodles Smoothie
April 19, 2017April 19, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Noodles and Poodle Hair Smoothie

sCones - Cones and Scones Invention
April 18, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: sCones (a scone and cone hybrid for drivers)

Withnail and I
April 17, 2017August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Withnail and I: Celebrating The Witty & Thunderous Cult Classic

Death Road to Canada
April 16, 2017April 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Death Road to Canada: Zombies, Mayhem, Fun, Jerks, & Arguing

Confessions of an English Opium-Eater - Thomas De Quincey
April 15, 2017December 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Confessions of an English Opium-Eater by De Quincey

The problem with manspreading
April 14, 2017August 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps manspreading!”

The Lunge
April 13, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Lunge (a lounge for lungers)

The Squashing Machine
April 12, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Squashing Machine (a washing machine which squashes stuff)

The early bird catches worms
April 11, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: The early bird catches worms

The Walking Bed TV Show
April 10, 2017April 10, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: The Walking Bed

Stop at Nothing - The Lance Armstrong Story
April 9, 2017November 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Stop at Nothing: The Lance Armstrong Story

The Second Sex by Simone de Beauvoir
April 8, 2017January 25, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Second Sex by Simone de Beauvoir

The Empire Strikes Back - No. I am your father.
April 7, 2017April 7, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “No. I am your father.” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Finding your one true love
April 6, 2017April 6, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I find my one true love?”

Spicing up Brexit with alligators
April 5, 2017April 5, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Brexit Negotiations “Too Boring” – Spiced Up With Ravenous Alligators

Cement Plates
April 4, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Concrete Plates (so you don’t break them)

Haddock and Coca Cola Soup
April 3, 2017April 3, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Haddock & Coca Cola Soup!

On Tyranny - Twenty Lessons from the Twentieth Century
April 1, 2017January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

On Tyranny – 20 Lessons from the 20th Century

Drunken football riots
March 31, 2017March 31, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Lack of Drunken Football Riots Investigated by FA

Crisps Soup Recipe
March 30, 2017March 27, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Crisps Soup!

The Terminator - Your clothes, give them to me. Now.
March 29, 2017January 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Terminator: “Your clothes, give them to me” Quote Off Extravaganza

The Tea Pit
March 28, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tea Pit (holds more tea than a tea pot)

Why bad boys are popular with women
March 27, 2017March 27, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m attracted to bad boys but keep getting hurt!

March 26, 2017April 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Hidden Folks: Go and Find Stuff to the Tune of Silly Noises!

The Woman Destroyed by Simone de Beauvoir
March 25, 2017January 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Woman Destroyed by Simone de Beauvoir

You never flail until you stop trying
March 24, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: You never flail until you stop trying

Chicken, Mushroom, and Lice Soup
March 23, 2017March 24, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Chicken, Mushroom, & Lice Soup!

Casablanca - We'll always have Paris
March 22, 2017August 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Casablanca: “We’ll always have Paris” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Spring in the UK
March 21, 2017March 21, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Horror in the UK as Spring Refuses to Sprung!

Broadbland
March 20, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Broadbland (making the internet dull again!)

Nintendo Switch - Reviewed
March 19, 2017August 26, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Nintendo Switch: Innovative, Fun, Engrossing, & Bags of Potential!

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