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Tag: Cake

An assortment of Jaffa Cakes
November 12, 2021November 12, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Jaffa Cakes: Legendary Biscuit-Sized Cakes Own ALL!

A toy soldier holding a bazooka
September 14, 2021September 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Bazooka Cake (tasty & explosive)

Battenberg Cake
October 22, 2020July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Battenberg Cake: Pretty in Pink British Patriotic Glory

Chorley Cakes powered with sugar
July 24, 2020November 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Chorley Cakes: Tasty Things From That There Lancashire

A cup of tea with some biscuit to dunk, next to a laptop
June 16, 2020April 29, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Biscuit Dunking: Your Guide to Landing Biccies in Brews

The love cake with a flower
February 11, 2020February 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Lovely Shmoopie Love Cake

Cauliflower Cake recipe
February 7, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Cauliflower Cake: Yotam Ottolenghi’s Beast of a Recipe

Congo 1995 film poster
July 11, 2019July 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Congo: “Stop eating my sesame cake!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

A cake with strawberries
April 19, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cake Car (better than a normal car)

Vinegar
March 8, 2019March 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Vinegar Wedding Cake (for your “special” day)

July 26, 2018August 25, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lemon Dribble Cake (miles better than drizzle)

Superhero cake - cape
September 30, 2016September 30, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cape (like cake, but with more capes)

Beans on Cake with Deodorant
August 30, 2016August 30, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Cake (with Deodorant)

Caviar cake
July 4, 2016July 4, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Caviar Cake (with extra caviar)!

Garlic bread
February 23, 2016February 23, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Extra Garlicky Garlic Bread Cake!

January 28, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Can Science Unscramble Scrambled Eggs?

June 3, 2013January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Is It Possible To Eat Cake Through Your Ears?

A cartoon depiction of some atoms
May 27, 2013November 19, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Why Jaffa Cakes Are Better Than Atoms

May 26, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Spurious Sunday: Sensational False Facts

May 16, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Cigarette Cake

April 13, 2013April 13, 2013Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Vindaloo Curry, Ham, Cheese, and Sprouts Cake!

March 14, 2013November 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cake Parachute

January 14, 2013January 14, 2013Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cake Soup!

A delicious looking cake
November 26, 2012April 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cake on Toast

Marmite Cake
November 4, 2012April 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Marmite Cake

Toothbrushes lying next to a leaking tube of toothpaste
September 28, 2012February 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Toothpaste Special: A Bit About the Paste

The planet Mars in the solar system.
August 25, 2012November 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

What Earthlings Could Do On Mars

A man with the world in his camera lens
June 18, 2012April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

5 Inspirational World Records To Break

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