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Tag: Christmas

Snow and dandruff
December 24, 2015December 24, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Postulations on Life: Is Snow the Earth’s Dandruff?

December 23, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Brussels Sprouts!

Santa Claus Column
December 18, 2015October 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Exclusive: A Minor Nuclear Mishap

Santa Claus Official Column
December 8, 2015November 14, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Exclusive: His Official Christmas Newsletter

Hamsters in the wild
December 27, 2014November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

News Stories Of 2014: Plague of Hamsters Invades Dover

Lenin
December 24, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

5 Disturbingly Excellent Facts About Christmas

Santa Claus
December 21, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The ONLY Official Santa Claus Column

December 11, 2014January 10, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Reintroducing The ONLY Official Santa Claus Column!

December 9, 2013November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Boris the Syrian Hamster: The Life & Times

Notes on the Queen's Speech
December 24, 2012August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Queen’s Speech: Our Predictions on Ma’am’s Words

Embracing the apocalypse
December 21, 2012August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Mayan Apocalypse: How to Handle the World’s End

December 20, 2012September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Gravy

An old TV standing against a wall
December 19, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

TV or not TV? Some Notes on Television

A chicken kebab on a grill cooking
December 14, 2012April 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Christmas Kebab (yuletide eating fun)

Santa getting stuck up a chimney
December 13, 2012November 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

When Santa Got Stuck up the Chimney: The True Story

Santa Christmas list writing guide
November 28, 2012August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Our Christmas List to Santa Claus: A Writer’s Guide

A Christmas tree surrounded by presents
November 23, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Best Christmas Present Guide Ever: Part #1

A Christmas tree covered in blue lights.
November 22, 2012September 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Ultimate Christmas Tree Guide

April 3, 2012November 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Santa’s Weekly Column!

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