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Tag: Films

Aliens - Get away from her, you bitch!
July 31, 2016May 19, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Aliens: “Get away from her, you bitch!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Cove documentary
July 3, 2016October 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Cove: Celebrated Documentary which Took on the World

Blackfish
June 19, 2016January 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Blackfish: The World Changing Super Awesome Documentary

Titanic - Jack I'm flying
June 12, 2016February 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Titanic: “I’m flying… Jack!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Aliens
June 5, 2016April 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Aliens: 30th Anniversary For James Cameron’s Masterpiece

Ayrton Senna documentary
May 15, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Senna: An Inspiring F1 Documentary For Everyone

As Good As It Gets: You make me want to be a better man
April 17, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

As Good As It Gets: “You make me want to be a better man” Super Quote Off Extravaganza!

Jaws The Revenge
March 20, 2016September 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jaws: The Revenge—The Movie Abomination We Love

Hail, Caesar!
March 16, 2016August 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Hail, Caesar! Would that it were so simple

Fargo poster
March 8, 2016August 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Fargo: Kinda Funny Lookin’ 1996 Black Comedy Classic

Princess Mononoke DVD
February 14, 2016March 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Princess Mononoke: Behold Studio Ghibli’s Masterpiece

Love Actually - To me you are perfect
December 31, 2015December 31, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Love Actually: “To me, you are perfect” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Empire of the Sun Steven Spielberg
December 6, 2015December 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Empire of the Sun: WWII Epic Coming-of-Age Drama 🌅

The Madness of King George
November 29, 2015November 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Madness of King George: The Art Behind Going Mad

The Land Before Time
November 16, 2015April 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Land Before Time: The Excellent Dino Animated Romp

Gone with the Wind poster
October 27, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Gone with the Wind: “You should be kissed” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Halloween pumpkin
October 26, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Halloween? No! Time To Celebrate Holloween!

Tremors
September 15, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Graboids From Tremors Are Attacking Manchester!

Kermode and Mayo's Film Review Show
September 3, 2015July 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

We Cordially Invite You to Join the Church of Wittertainment

August 26, 2015May 30, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Classic Films: Quote Off Extravaganza – Noodle Special!

Jerry Maguire
August 20, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Jerry Maguire: “You had me at hello” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Jurassic Park
June 27, 2015May 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Why Does Jeff Goldblum Say “Must go faster” In Jurassic Park & Independence Day?

February 18, 2015February 19, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Oscars 2015: Our Craziest Predictions!

February 4, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Make The Moon More Interesting

Pikmin 3
January 6, 2015March 27, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Pikmin 3: Brilliance Through Obedient Alien Monsters

Thomas Was Alone
December 8, 2014April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Thomas Was Alone: Existential Indie Game Poignancy

November 14, 2014November 14, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

10 Celebrity Surnames Changed To Look Stupid!

February 15, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Have FUN This Weekend

February 13, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Explosions Make For Great Movies

Prometheus (2012)
November 10, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Prometheus (2012): Revisiting Ridley Scott’s Weird Alien Film

An old-school film camera
October 27, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

New Ideas For Cinema’s Classic Films

Looper
October 13, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Looper: Great Fun Sci-Fi Time Travel Romp

August 16, 2012November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Movie Remakes Hollywood Should Do Next

We Need To Talk About Kevin
March 31, 2012March 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

We Need To Talk About Kevin: Dark Drama About Violence

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