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Tag: Fruit

Lemon history with many lemons
August 26, 2022August 26, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Lemons 🍋

A bottle of Ribena
December 16, 2021December 16, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ribena: Fruit Squash That Bolstered Many a Childhood

A selection of orange, yellow, and green leaves from autumn
March 13, 2021March 30, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Orange: The Story of the Reddish-Yellow Colour

The Illustrated History of Apples in the United States and Canada by Daniel J. Bussey
June 22, 2019August 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Illustrated History of Apples in the United States and Canada by Daniel J. Bussey

Pomegranate
October 25, 2018October 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Pomegranates: In Praise of These Difficult to Eat Things

Spinach
October 16, 2018August 8, 2022Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Spinach – why is it green and does it really itch?

Coca-Cola
June 1, 2018November 11, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Banana and Coca-Cola Soup

Satsuma Sandwiches
April 27, 2017April 27, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Satsuma, Salt, & Mayonnaise Sandwiches

Watermelon recipe
August 23, 2016August 23, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beef and Watermelon Pie

Lychee and leeches
May 5, 2016May 5, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Are Leeches Related to Lychee?

Lychee lying
May 4, 2016May 4, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Right… What’s With The Goddamn Lies, Lychee?!

Dating a date
January 15, 2016January 15, 2016Mr. Wapojif

5 Epic Reasons Not to Date a Date

Apple stalk
January 6, 2016January 6, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Apple Investigation: What’s The Twig Bit At The Top For?

Egg and pineapple soup!
January 4, 2016January 4, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Egg and Pineapple Soup!

Banana tea
November 23, 2015March 30, 2020Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Immense Banana Sandwich

Satsumas
November 11, 2015November 11, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Fruit: Sittingsumas (like satsumas, but with better English)!

Blueberries
November 5, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why are Blueberries So Bloody Depressed?

Fish soup recipe
October 21, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mackerel, Honey, and Watermelon Soup!

Mangoes
October 13, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Fruit: Manstop (like mango, but with stopping power)!

July 23, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Peel a Banana Without Losing a Limb

Pomegranate
June 26, 2015November 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

If There’s A Banana Boat, Why Isn’t There A Pomegranate Boat?

May 22, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What’s Better: Pomegranate Or Granite?

A cartoon avocado waving in a friendly way
May 14, 2013July 11, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Is it Possible to Build a House Out of Avocados?

May 8, 2013August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Lost Art Of Eating A Pomegranate

Baboon or a bassoon?
April 17, 2013December 31, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Are you a Baboon or a Bassoon?

January 8, 2013January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Tomato: Vegetable or Fruit?

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