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The Illustrated History of Apples in the United States and Canada by Daniel J. Bussey

June 22, 2019June 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Illustrated History of Apples in the United States and Canada by Daniel J. Bussey

Pomegranate

October 25, 2018October 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Pomegranates: In Praise of These Difficult to Eat Things

Spinach

October 16, 2018October 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Spinach – why is it green and does it really itch?

Coca-Cola

June 1, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Banana and Coca-Cola Soup

Satsuma Sandwiches

April 27, 2017April 27, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Satsuma, Salt, & Mayonnaise Sandwiches

Watermelon recipe

August 23, 2016August 23, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beef and Watermelon Pie

Lychee and leeches

May 5, 2016May 5, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Are Leeches Related to Lychee?

Lychee lying

May 4, 2016May 4, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Right… What’s With The Goddamn Lies, Lychee?!

Dating a date

January 15, 2016January 15, 2016Mr. Wapojif

5 Epic Reasons Not to Date a Date

Apple stalk

January 6, 2016January 6, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Apple Investigation: What’s The Twig Bit At The Top For?

Egg and pineapple soup!

January 4, 2016January 4, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Egg and Pineapple Soup!

Banana tea

November 23, 2015November 23, 2015Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Immense Banana Sandwich

Satsumas

November 11, 2015November 11, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Fruit: Sittingsumas (like satsumas, but with better English)!

Blueberries

November 5, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why are Blueberries So Bloody Depressed?

Fish soup recipe

October 21, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mackerel, Honey, and Watermelon Soup!

Mangoes

October 13, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Fruit: Manstop (like mango, but with stopping power)!

July 23, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Peel a Banana Without Losing a Limb

Pomegranate

June 26, 2015November 11, 2015Mr. Wapojif

If There’s A Banana Boat, Why Isn’t There A Pomegranate Boat?

May 22, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What’s Better: Pomegranate Or Granite?

May 14, 2013January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Is It Possible To Build A House Out Of Avocados?

May 8, 2013August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Lost Art Of Eating A Pomegranate

Baboon or a bassoon?

April 17, 2013December 31, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Are you a Baboon or a Bassoon?

January 8, 2013January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Tomato: Vegetable or Fruit?

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