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Carl's Corrupt Car Washing Enterprises Ltd.
May 12, 2022May 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Carl’s Corrupt Car Washing Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Earth's violins are under threat from alien abduction
May 10, 2022May 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #12: Violin Hating Aliens Seek Destruction

2025 Osaka World Expo mascot
May 6, 2022July 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Myaku-Myaku the 2025 Osaka World Expo Mascot

A woman struggling to open a difficult jar... she needs a man!
May 2, 2022April 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Women keep asking me to open pickle jars!”

Haiku Friday - Household Chores Spick & Span Special
April 29, 2022April 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #13: Household Chores Spick & Span Special

Nina's Nebula Nair Bar and Space Station
April 28, 2022April 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Nina’s Nebula Nail Bar & Space Station [Sponsored Post]

Geese at work promote mild peril and honking
April 26, 2022April 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Geese at Work: How to Manage Mild Peril, Honking, & Poo

A poltergeist grinning and screaming like crazy
April 19, 2022April 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Poltergeists at Work: The Law Regarding Supernatural Beings

A door with a door knock, ideal for knock, knock, ginger
April 18, 2022April 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Knock, Knock, Ginger: The History of the Ding-Dong-Ditch Prank

Some feet and ankles covered by socks
April 15, 2022April 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I fix my sprained ankle?”

Welsh seaweed Laverbread with toast on a plate
April 14, 2022April 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Laverbread: Historic Welsh Seaweed Bread is Gwych!

Bombastic Brian’s Resplendent Bingo Bonanza
April 12, 2022April 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Bombastic Brian’s Resplendent Bingo Bonanza [Sponsored Post]

April 11, 2022April 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband never does nice things to surprise me!”

The Little Book of Ikigai by Ken Mogi
April 9, 2022April 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Little Book of Ikigai by Ken Mogi

Jammie Dodgers biscuits pack
April 8, 2022April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Jammie Dodgers are Tasty Biscuits With a Jam Filling

Red blood cells in a vein
April 5, 2022April 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Nosebleeds and nosed-based advice required!”

UnderSwear the world's first swearing underpants
April 4, 2022April 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: UnderSwear (the world’s first CUSSING underpants)

A furiously arguing couple
March 29, 2022March 30, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My first date ideas are terrible!”

A box of Maltesers
March 25, 2022March 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Maltesers: Ultra-Light Circular Chocolate is a Yes

Erica's Earwax Eradicator Enterprise
March 24, 2022March 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Erica’s Earwax Eradicator Enterprise [Sponsored Post]

Liquorice Allsorts packet
March 18, 2022March 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Liquorice Allsorts: Super Sweets That Define Childhoods

Doolally Doreen's Demented Data Processing
March 17, 2022March 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Doolally Doreen’s Demented Data Processing [Sponsored Post]

Will Wonka and the Chocolate Factory 1971 film
March 16, 2022March 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory: Sweets & Psychedelia

A kettle on a hob
March 15, 2022March 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Boiling the Kettle at Work: Laws on Correct Water Heating Etiqutte

Sandy the Sandwich naming algorithm
March 14, 2022March 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Sandy the Sandwich Naming Algorithm

Murray the hamster in evil mode
March 12, 2022March 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Murray the Hamster: Q1 2022 Report Card & KPIs

Garibaldi Biscuits
March 11, 2022March 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Garibaldi Biscuits: This Flies’ Graveyard is a Tasty Snack

Berserk Barry's Bombastic Bin Collections
March 10, 2022March 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Berserk Barry’s Bombastic Bin Collections [Sponsored Post]

Jam arranged in colourful jars
March 8, 2022March 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How much is TOO much jam?”

A hippo in a lake with its mouth open
March 7, 2022March 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Hippopotamuses at Work: Giant Toothed Mammals Guide

FAR: Changing Tides the indie game
March 6, 2022March 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAR: Changing Tides: Magnificent Voyage Across the Rolling Seas

Gorogoa the indie game
March 6, 2022October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Gorogoa: Artistic Puzzle Romp With Image Manipulation

McVitie's Hobnob biscuits
March 4, 2022February 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Hobnob Biscuit: Iconic Jumbo Oats Biscuit For Tough People

Dave's Devious Dentist & Donkey Dealership
March 3, 2022March 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dave’s Devious Dentist & Donkey Dealership [Sponsored Post]

A businessman explaining something at work
March 1, 2022February 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Mansplaining at Work: The Laws For Expounding Men & Hippos

An abandoned ship left in the countryside
February 28, 2022February 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s solution for everything is to abandon ship”

A steel Japanese teapot
February 26, 2022February 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Japanese Teapot: Cast Iron Excellence in Support of Teaism

Angel Delight dessert
February 25, 2022March 1, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Angel Delight: Powdered Dessert For Working Class Scumbags

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