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Tag: Lifestyle

Santa says Just say Ho!
December 20, 2021December 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas Gets a Medical

A bottle of Ribena
December 16, 2021December 16, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ribena: Fruit Squash That Bolstered Many a Childhood

Chainsaw Chopsticks
December 14, 2021December 14, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Chainsaw Chopsticks For a Deliciously Dangerous Meal

Santa's cartoon hat with a red background
December 13, 2021December 25, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Notes on Effective Leadership During Trying Times

Let's Blog Award
December 11, 2021December 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Let’s Blog Award: Q&As About Games & Stuff

Fentiman's Dandelion & Burdock drink
December 10, 2021November 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Dandelion and Burdock: Distinct Beverage With a Kick

Lucozade the energy drink
December 3, 2021November 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Lucozade: The Sporty Fizzy Drink is a British Legend

A bonsai tree
November 30, 2021November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is obsessed with a bonsai tree”

Santa Claus running with some presents saying Ho ho ho
November 29, 2021November 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Hallucinations and Water Beds

Unpacking by Witch Beam Games
November 28, 2021December 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Unpacking: Chillout Puzzle Game About Organising Rooms

Golden Wonder Cheese and Onion crisps
November 26, 2021November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cheese & Onion Crisps: Tribute to This Oddball Potato Chip Combo

Godzilla rampaging through the countryside
November 23, 2021November 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is my husband a giant lizard?!”

A collection of cartoon space rockets and the cosmos
November 22, 2021November 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Dandelion & Burdock (and space)

A collection of digestive biscuits
November 19, 2021March 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Digestive Biscuits: Iconic British Snack Perfect For Tea

A woman with lipstick gossiping in a man's ear
November 15, 2021November 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Deep sea diving CURED my gossiping addiction!”

An assortment of Jaffa Cakes
November 12, 2021November 12, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jaffa Cakes: Legendary Biscuit-Sized Cakes Own ALL!

Basket Case Ben's Bonkers Barbers
November 11, 2021November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Basket Case Ben’s Bonkers Barbers [Sponsored Post]

A bedroom with brown wallpaper
November 9, 2021November 10, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Wallpaper choices are destroying my marriage!”

November 6, 2021November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

A Pocket Guide to Pigeon Watching by Rosemary Mosco

An assortment of fish fingers
November 5, 2021October 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Fish Fingers: Iconic Battered Whitefish-Based Stick is Tasty

Frank's Fried Chicken & Furniture Shop & Cafe
November 4, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Frank’s Fried Chicken & Furniture Shop & Café [Sponsored Post]

Murray the Hamster up close with his nose
October 30, 2021November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Murray the Hamster: Q4 Report for the Furry Little Monster

A pork pie
October 28, 2021October 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Pork Pie: The Legendary Hot or Cold Meat Pie

The first picture of a human being
October 26, 2021October 26, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The First Photographs from History (the 19th century)

Lots of little Santas across Christmas wrapping
October 25, 2021October 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: The Great Lice Outbreak of Christmas 2021

A doner kebab from Doner Haus in Manchester.
October 15, 2021October 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Doner Kebabs: England’s Favourite Drunken Late Night Dinner

MoroniCast podcast logo
October 9, 2021December 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #5: Explaining Video Games for Non-Gamers

Weird Wendy's Wild Wine Tasting Getaway
October 8, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Weird Wendy’s Wild Wine Tasting Getaway [Sponsored Post]

Deep-Fried Mars Bar
October 7, 2021October 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Deep-Fried Mars Bars: Scottish Chocolate Treat of Bad Health

Gorgonzola cheese next to a pear
October 4, 2021October 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Gorgonzola at Work: Employment Laws on Veined Blue Cheese

The Cookie Monster holding cookies
October 1, 2021October 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Cookie Monster: Tribute to This Most Depraved Blue Being

An empty business meeting room
September 27, 2021September 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Ensure Hard Work at Work For a Hardworking Workforce

A woman with purple hair doing chat up lines on a phone
September 20, 2021September 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “What are the best chat up lines to use on men?”

Ted's Terrible Tents
September 16, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ted’s Terrible Tents Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

A woman posing and doing duck lips
September 13, 2021September 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I STOP doing duck lips photo poses!?”

The Forme of Cury book
September 10, 2021September 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Forme of Cury: England’s First (and most glorious) Cookbook

A hand with aggressive fingers picking a human nose
September 6, 2021September 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Flicking Bogeys at Work: Laws on Polite Workplace Nose Picking

Tennis on the Game Boy
September 5, 2021September 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Tennis: The Sporting Game Boy Monochrome Majigger

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