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Tag: Lifestyle

Autumn
October 18, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #9: Autumn & Autumnal Illness Special

Office printer
October 15, 2019October 15, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m an all-in-one printer looking for love!”

A toilet with a red background of tiles
October 11, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bogpipes (a bigger hygiene risk than bagpipes)

Baked beans
September 24, 2019November 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How Are Baked Beans Made?

Santa Claus
September 23, 2019September 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Column: When Santa Got Stuck In the Toilet

The Human Magnet Syndrome - The Codependent Narcissist Trap by Ross Rosenberg
September 21, 2019December 16, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Human Magnet Syndrome: The Codependent Narcissist Trap by Ross Rosenberg

Romantic chocolates of love
September 12, 2019January 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I make romantic gestures to my woman?”

Overhead projector
September 5, 2019September 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Overhead Projectors: The Object, The Myth, And The Legend

A giant hand flicking a man figure, firing the employee immediately
September 3, 2019September 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Sack an Employee

Sunshine Blogger Challenge
August 29, 2019February 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Sunshine & Lollipops Blogger Award 64

A lion yawning
August 27, 2019August 27, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why does my boyfriend want ‘lions’?!”

First aid it with a frog
August 23, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Professional Moron First Aid Kit

Cushions
August 20, 2019August 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend HATES cushions! Should I make him suffer?!”

GNOG
August 18, 2019August 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

GNOG: Super Amazeballs Fun Puzzler Musical Buster 64

Beyond Burger
August 16, 2019February 3, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Beyond Burger: Cooking Up This Vegan Thing

The Professional Moron Festival
August 15, 2019August 15, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Festival: Three Hours of Stupidity

A Gretsch drum kit
August 13, 2019April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Keith Carlock: One of Your New Favourite Jazz Drummers

Quiet: The Power of Introverts in a World That Can't Stop Talking by Susan Cain
August 10, 2019October 20, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Quiet: The Power of Introverts in a World That Can’t Stop Talking by Susan Cain

People at work talking about business
August 9, 2019August 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Use the Toilet at Work

A cocktail on a beach during summer
August 8, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #7: Summer Special

A cigarette end
August 6, 2019August 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I quit smoking?”

Mr. Blobby
August 5, 2019March 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Blobby: Explaining This ’90s British Thing For You

Boring...
July 26, 2019July 25, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Boring Post #2

Female doctor with gloves
July 19, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: Glove Island (better than Love Island)

Tomato sauce on a spoon
July 18, 2019July 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Chimichurri & Chim Chim Cher-ee Sauce

Husband and wife relaxing around nature
July 16, 2019July 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s selective hearing is driving me CRAZY!”

Grey windowsills
July 12, 2019July 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Boring Post

A man in a suit displaying chivalry
July 8, 2019July 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should I still do chivalry towards hot birds?”

Men exchanging a beer during a sunset.
July 2, 2019July 2, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My man brings his mates to our ‘romantic’ dates!”

Facts and a magnifying glass
June 28, 2019June 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

50 Fun Friday Facts

Refunct
June 23, 2019June 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Refunct: The Short But Peaceful Relaxathon

A flower in a book of poetry
June 21, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #6: Fashion for the Fashionista

Drug testing test tubes
June 20, 2019June 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Perform Drug Testing at Work

A sink with a towel
June 17, 2019June 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend leaves stubble all over the sink!”

June 15, 2019April 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Bird Therapy by Joe Harkness

Man falling asleep over some poems
June 14, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #5: Bodily Functions Special

We are hiring
June 13, 2019June 14, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

We’re Hiring: Our Last Apprentice Died Hideously… Sign On Up!

Toilet cubicles in a black and white bathroom
June 10, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Toilet Seat Hat

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