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Tag: Men

Online dating
January 2, 2019December 31, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2019: Men Seeking Women

January 1, 2019December 29, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2019: Women Seeking Men

Woman at a computer
November 15, 2018November 16, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I bloody well online date?!”

Couple proposing
October 15, 2018February 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I propose to my girlfriend (so that she becomes my wife)?”

1
September 6, 2018September 2, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I know when I’ve found The One?!”

Men
August 20, 2018August 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m dating 7 men at once… which one do I pick?!”

Men and women dating
August 6, 2018August 3, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “There’s, like, this guy I like! How do I, like, ask him out?!”

Husband and wife
July 12, 2018July 12, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband wants to become my wife!”

Flirting
July 4, 2018July 4, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to Chat Up a Woman – Part #2

A man falling
June 21, 2018June 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I can’t remember what my husband looks like!”

Witch on a broom
June 7, 2018June 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I find out if my wife is a witch?”

Pawn
May 24, 2018May 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I think my husband is addicted to pawn shops!”

Sugar
May 4, 2018May 3, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! What’s a sugar daddy and do I need one?”

Kids and a pet
April 20, 2018April 20, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should me and my girlfriend have kids or pets?!”

Man
March 9, 2018March 8, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m a nice guy but no bird will go out with me!”

Envelope
February 13, 2018February 11, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Envebloke (an envelope for men only)

Woman online dating
January 16, 2018January 17, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2018: Women Seeking Men

Love in 2018 - Men seeking women
January 15, 2018March 8, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2018: Men Seeking Women

Love and relationships - outgrowing your boyfriend
January 12, 2018January 11, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve outgrown my boyfriend. What do I do?!”

How to shave properly
January 11, 2018January 6, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to Shave Your Face (manly man’s guide)

Speed dating advice
October 13, 2017October 13, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Can you give me speed dating advice?”

Telephone razorblade add on
October 4, 2017October 3, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Telephone Razorblade (shave as you call!)

Machos - manly nachos for men only
September 18, 2017September 16, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Machos (like nachos, but for manly men)

How to tell if your wife is insane
September 15, 2017September 15, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I tell if my wife is insane?!”

Is my husband a robot?
September 7, 2017January 17, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Is my husband a robot?!”

Fire extinguisher fetish
September 1, 2017September 1, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend has a fire extinguisher fetish!”

How to ask out a woman
August 16, 2017August 12, 2017Mr. Wapojif

How to Ask Out a Woman (and score every time, player!)

How to avoid being friend zoned
August 9, 2017August 4, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop being friend zoned?”

Ditch that zero and find yourself a hero - like Superman
August 4, 2017August 4, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I ditch this zero and find myself a hero?!”

How to go bald gracefully
July 21, 2017November 29, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Go Bald Gracefully (a manly man’s guide)

The best chat up lines for men
July 10, 2017September 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I need more chat up lines to use on hot birds!”

Why can't I use mankind in conversation
June 26, 2017June 25, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why can’t I say ‘mankind’ no more?!”

Snowflake generation
June 12, 2017June 12, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My kids are snowflakes!”

The first woman on Mars
June 5, 2017June 5, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m a man and I want to be the first woman on Mars”

Mansplaining
June 1, 2017May 31, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps mansplaining!”

Public displays of affection (PDAs) are evil
May 15, 2017May 14, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should I perform PDAs in public?!”

How do I look like Brad Pitt?
May 1, 2017April 30, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How Do I Make Myself Look Like Brad Pitt?!”

The problem with manspreading
April 14, 2017August 23, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps manspreading!”

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