
Tag: Men


Lonely Hearts 2019: Women Seeking Men

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I bloody well online date?!”

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I propose to my girlfriend (so that she becomes my wife)?”

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I know when I’ve found The One?!”

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m dating 7 men at once… which one do I pick?!”

Agony Aunt: “There’s, like, this guy I like! How do I, like, ask him out?!”

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband wants to become my wife!”

How to Chat Up a Woman – Part #2

Agony Aunt: “I can’t remember what my husband looks like!”

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I find out if my wife is a witch?”

Agony Aunt: “I think my husband is addicted to pawn shops!”

Agony Aunt: “HELP! What’s a sugar daddy and do I need one?”

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should me and my girlfriend have kids or pets?!”

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m a nice guy but no bird will go out with me!”

Exclusive Invention: The Envebloke (an envelope for men only)

Lonely Hearts Column 2018: Women Seeking Men

Lonely Hearts Column 2018: Men Seeking Women

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve outgrown my boyfriend. What do I do?!”

How to Shave Your Face (manly man’s guide)

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Can you give me speed dating advice?”

Exclusive Invention: The Telephone Razorblade (shave as you call!)

Exclusive Recipe: Machos (like nachos, but for manly men)

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I tell if my wife is insane?!”

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Is my husband a robot?!”

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend has a fire extinguisher fetish!”

How to Ask Out a Woman (and score every time, player!)

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop being friend zoned?”

Agony Aunt: “How do I ditch this zero and find myself a hero?!”

How to Go Bald Gracefully (a manly man’s guide)

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I need more chat up lines to use on hot birds!”

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why can’t I say ‘mankind’ no more?!”

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My kids are snowflakes!”

Agony Aunt: “I’m a man and I want to be the first woman on Mars”

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps mansplaining!”

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should I perform PDAs in public?!”

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How Do I Make Myself Look Like Brad Pitt?!”
