Tag: Men
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I need more chat up lines to use on hot birds!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why can’t I say ‘mankind’ no more?!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My kids are snowflakes!”
Agony Aunt: “I’m a man and I want to be the first woman on Mars”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps mansplaining!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should I perform PDAs in public?!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How Do I Make Myself Look Like Brad Pitt?!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps manspreading!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I find my one true love?”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m attracted to bad boys but keep getting hurt!
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My girlfriend isn’t ladylike… AT ALL!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend has hairy back syndrome!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps staring at other women!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend doesn’t celebrate Valentine’s Day!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I get this fit bloke’s attention?!”
Lonely Hearts Column #2 – 2017: Women Seeking Men
Lonely Hearts Column 2017: Men Seeking Women
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend can’t hold down a steady job!”
Agony Aunt: “My husband just cheated on me with an avatar!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps shaving his eyebrows off!”
Agony Aunt: “sup dawg? ma gf is like wtf wiv da shelfies aight!”
Exclusive Invention: The Shkirt (a shirt and skirt all-in-one)
Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend’s feet are really massive and annoying!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband uses my leg wax as chicken baste!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I can’t stop eating my wife’s mascara!”
Exclusive Invention: The Jamper (like a jumper, but with more jam)
Agony Aunt: “My husband is too hairy. How do I stop this?”
Great Sayings Revisited: If it Ain’t a Bloke, Don’t Fix it
Agony Aunt: “My girlfriend says I’m sexist! Is she broken!?”
Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend always gets ‘your’ and ‘you’re’ wrong!”
Exclusive Invention: The Razer (like a razor, but filler activated!)
Agony Aunt: “My woman hates football… should I dump the cow?”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend refuses to clean his ears!”
