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Tag: Sleep

Melatonin the rhythm sleep game
January 5, 2025January 5, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Melatonin: Sleepy Rhythm Game With Dreams 💤🛌🎼

The joys of podcasts in bed
October 16, 2024October 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Falling Asleep to Podcasts 😴

The Wind in the Pillows book
February 9, 2024February 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Wind in the Pillows: Great Books That Never Were 🌬️🍃💨

Real men only need to sleep on a mattress on the floor
June 12, 2023June 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend sleeps on a mattress on the floor… why?!”

A woman angry with her husband about their sleeping arrangement
February 21, 2023February 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband hogs too much space in bed!!”

Weird Dreams on the Atari
December 19, 2021December 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Weird Dreams: Freaky Cinematic Platformer About Dreaming

A woman in pyjamas holding a pillow after sleepwalking into a field
October 22, 2021October 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop sleepwalking?”

A messy duvet with a dog's paws underneath the duvet cover
June 29, 2021June 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do you put a duvet cover on a duvet?”

A cartoon person sleeping and dreaming of a fish in the night sky.
February 16, 2021February 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband talks in his sleep and it’s disturbing!”

Inception
May 6, 2020May 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Inception: 10th Anniversary For Nolan’s Sleepy Film

The Family That Couldn't Sleep: Unravelling a Venetian Medical Mystery by D. T. Max
March 28, 2020October 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Family That Couldn’t Sleep by D. T. Max

A sleeping walking model to the backdrop of the Moon
March 2, 2020March 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband sleepwalks!”

The Interpretation of Dreams by Sigmund Freud
February 29, 2020March 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Interpretation of Dreams by Sigmund Freud

A sleepy looking pug on a bed
December 19, 2019August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: How to Fall Asleep

After Dark by Haruki Murakami
November 16, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

After Dark by Haruki Murakami

A lion yawning
August 27, 2019August 27, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why does my boyfriend want ‘lions’?!”

Straw sweep
May 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Sweep (a way to sleep & clean up!)

Nighttime
April 15, 2019April 15, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Independence Night

Man with a sleeping bag in nature
January 31, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Sleeping Bag Bag (for sleep excellence)

Rain
December 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Rain Sounds: Effective Sleeping Method #51

The MattDress
August 29, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Mattdress (a mattress and dress all-in-one!)

Pandiculation is when you yawn and stretch simultaneously
July 26, 2017April 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Pandiculation: The Name For When You Yawn and Stretch

Beds to be replaced with meds
May 2, 2017April 30, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Beds to be Replaced with Meds in Economy Push

The Walking Bed TV Show
April 10, 2017April 10, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: The Walking Bed

Kip in the Bucket saying
February 7, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Kip in the bucket

New pillow invention
September 9, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The PillOw (for those who detest sleep)

Breakfast in Bed
August 26, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of Breakfast in Bed

Agony Aunt - Men snoring solutions
August 18, 2016January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband snores and it’s driving me insane!”

Lie Ins Lions
November 27, 2015November 27, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What’s Better? A Great Lie-In or a Great Lion?

Pillows
May 23, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What Are Pillows? We Discover The Horrible Truth!

March 14, 2015June 21, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Debunking The Great Bunk Bed Myth & Debacle

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