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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

Women love boy racers
September 20, 2022September 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do boy racers keep trying to impress me!?”

Bwahahaha and the curse of Evil Laugh Syndrome
September 19, 2022September 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I think I have Evil Laugh Syndrome!”

Flynn: Son of Crimson
September 18, 2022September 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Flynn: Son of Crimson: The Pixel Perfect Platformer

Olija the indie game
September 18, 2022September 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Olija: Atmospheric Amiga Type Jaunt as a Fisherman

(Song For My) Sugar Spun Sister by The Stone Roses
September 17, 2022December 30, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

(Song for My) Sugar Spun Sister: Candy Floss & Flirting in Indie Gem

Santa Claus looking terrified at a Death Bat
September 16, 2022September 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Burgers, Librarians, and Camazotz the Death Bat

Celebrity endorsement bins
September 15, 2022September 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Celebrity Endorsement Bins Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

September 14, 2022September 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Wings of Hope: Juliane Koepcke’s Remarkable Ordeal & Survival

Dancing Derek the DJ
September 13, 2022September 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dancing Derek: The Breakdancing DJ Banned For Eternity

Space with Earth and two conversation bubbles in a discussion
September 12, 2022September 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Me and Space have small talk. Am I nuts?!”

The Battle of Polytopia
September 11, 2022September 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Battle of Polytopia: Low Poly Strategy Sim With Lots of Colour

Mindustry the indie game
September 11, 2022September 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Mindustry: Tower-Defense Romp With Resource Management Galore

Jaws podcast special about sharks
September 10, 2022September 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #14: Jaws Tribute Extravaganza Thing

A giant cartoon Santa with his mouth wide open
September 9, 2022September 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: And so Begins the Road to Christmas 2022

Every home needs an obsidian sphere
September 8, 2022August 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Obsidian Spheres “R” Us [Sponsored Post]

Fantasia film poster for Disney
September 7, 2022September 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Fantasia: A Night at the Opera With Disney & Stokowski

Garlic breath will destroy your profits
September 6, 2022August 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Garlic in the Workplace: Laws on Foul-Smelling Breath & Cloves

The Smug Pistols with many posh people
September 5, 2022September 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Smug Pistols: Posh Anarchy From the Upper Class Punk Band

Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator indie game
September 4, 2022August 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator (buy low, sell high)

Coffee Talk the indie game
September 4, 2022August 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Coffee Talk: Enjoy Fantasy Brews and Banter as a Barista

Substitute by The Who
September 3, 2022September 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Substitute: Celebrating The Who’s Uplifting & Iconic Single

The History of Candyfloss
September 2, 2022September 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Candy Floss (aka cotton candy) ☁️🍭

Tony's Tyrannical Toilets Ltd.
September 1, 2022September 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Tony’s Tyrannical Toilets Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
August 31, 2022August 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind: Lovely Memories…

Gary the Gallbladder has gone rogue presenting the news
August 30, 2022August 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “My gallbladder became a broadcast journalist!”

Workplace pranks destroy livelihoods
August 29, 2022August 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Workplace Pranks: The Laws on Removing All Fun From Jobs

Super Dinner Table Flipping
August 28, 2022August 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Super Dinner Table Flipping (Cho Chabudai Gaeshi): Flip Your Lid!

Muscle March the Wii game
August 28, 2022August 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Muscle March: The Wii’s Inexplicable Bodybuilder Romp

Voices from the past - interviews with older generations
August 27, 2022September 11, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Voices From the Past: Old Interviews Remember Bygone Eras

Lemon history with many lemons
August 26, 2022August 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Lemons 🍋

Trevor's Trepanning for brain ailments
August 25, 2022August 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Trevor’s Trepanning for Hangovers & Headaches [Sponsored Post]

Happiness by Steve Cutts
August 24, 2022August 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Happiness: Relatable Depiction of the Rat Race by Steve Cutts

When a husband evolves into a teabag
August 23, 2022August 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “My husband drank tea and evolved into a teabag!”

When best friends steal baby names
August 22, 2022August 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My best friend stole my baby name!”

Super Mario educational games
August 21, 2022August 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Educational Games: Get Super & Learn Stuff

Somari intro screen
August 21, 2022August 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Somari: The Unlicensed NES Mashup of Mario & Sonic

An old map of Manchester city centre in the UK
August 20, 2022August 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Old Footage of Manchester: The City Through the 20th Century

The Cheese-Based History of Cheesecake
August 19, 2022September 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Cheesecake 🧀🍰

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