Professional Moron

May 25, 2017May 25, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pommes de Tear (make your torn clothes edible)

May 24, 2017May 24, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Withnail and I: “I demand to have some booze!” Quote Off

May 23, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: PastErr (see your conversational filler records!)

May 22, 2017May 22, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: British National Anthem to be Rewritten!

May 21, 2017April 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Link’s Awakening: The Game Boy Zelda we Bloody Love

May 20, 2017January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson

May 19, 2017May 19, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: UK Government Plans Major Mint-Based Reforms

May 18, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Carafans (a caravan with a 12ft fan on the back)

May 17, 2017May 14, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Candy Floss Floss (eat whilst flossing!)

May 16, 2017May 14, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Chores (like Cheers, but tedious)

May 15, 2017May 14, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should I perform PDAs in public?!”

May 14, 2017April 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Steam: Your Introductory Guide to Gaming’s Modern Wonder

May 13, 2017January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

A Farewell to Arms by Ernest Hemingway

May 12, 2017May 6, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Sardine & Chocolate Soufflé!

May 11, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Like Trying to Get Mud Out of a Stone

May 10, 2017May 6, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Who Wants to Be a Minger?

May 9, 2017April 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Terminator 2 – Judgement Day: “Come with me if you want to live” Quote Off Extravaganza!

May 8, 2017May 4, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Interview: Mr. Wapojif of Professional Moron Reveals All!

May 7, 2017April 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

World to the West: Rain Games Returns with Indie Fun

May 7, 2017April 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Kamiko: Short But Sweet (and cheap!) Indie Fun on Switch

May 6, 2017January 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins

May 5, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Go Down Like a Shed Balloon

May 4, 2017April 30, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Potato Milk (like almond milk, but better)

May 3, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Central Hooting (heating with brilliant sound effects)

May 2, 2017April 30, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Beds to be Replaced with Meds in Economy Push

May 1, 2017April 30, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How Do I Make Myself Look Like Brad Pitt?!”

April 30, 2017April 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe: Revamped Awesomeness is the Most Fun Ever!

April 29, 2017January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Private Memoirs & Confessions of a Justified Sinner

April 28, 2017April 28, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

The Wizard of Oz: “Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore” Quote off Extravaganza!

April 27, 2017April 27, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Satsuma, Salt, & Mayonnaise Sandwiches

April 26, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Don’t beat about the mush

April 25, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Volatile Spoon Fireworks Eating Implement!

April 24, 2017April 24, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Sparkling Water “Too Sparkling” & Dumbed Down

April 23, 2017April 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Night in the Woods: Brilliant Indie Game With Super Cute Animals!

April 21, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: The Tooth is Out There

April 20, 2017April 20, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I need to lose one stone in one week!”

April 19, 2017April 19, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Noodles and Poodle Hair Smoothie

April 18, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: sCones (a scone and cone hybrid for drivers)