Tag: breaking news
Breaking News: Man Drives Ice Cream Van Off Cliff In Lancashire To “Prove A Point”
Breaking News: Fromage Frais to be Renamed Fromage Fred
News: Carnage as Pavements Renamed “Sidewalks” in the UK
Breaking News: Washing Down Liquid to Hit Supermarket Shelves and Facilitate Pessimists
Breaking News: Bobble Hats Outlawed For Summer – Bobble Hat Enthusiasts Outraged
Breaking News: Beds to be Replaced with Meds in Economy Push
Breaking News: Sparkling Water “Too Sparkling” & Dumbed Down
Breaking News: Brexit Negotiations “Too Boring” – Spiced Up With Ravenous Alligators
Breaking News: Almond Milk Shortage Triggers Hipster Crisis!
Breaking News: Bins Declared Not “Bin-Like” By Furious OAPs
Breaking News: Ice Cream Sales Plummet Due To Winter!
Breaking News: Mass Drunken UK Riot Leads to Hilarious Scenes!
Breaking News: Sofa Crisis Stuns UK & PM’s Analysis Fuels Panic!
Breaking News: Taramasalata to be Renamed “Tarama-Sinatra”
Breaking News: Snow Hits the UK – Apocalypse Now!
Breaking News: Glasses Named “Enemy of the State” as UK Riots!
