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Professional Moron Strike: Day Three – LIVE Coverage

Breaking News: Man Drives Ice Cream Van Off Cliff In Lancashire To “Prove A Point”

Breaking News: Fromage Frais to be Renamed Fromage Fred

News: Carnage as Pavements Renamed “Sidewalks” in the UK

Breaking News: Washing Down Liquid to Hit Supermarket Shelves and Facilitate Pessimists

Breaking News: Bobble Hats Outlawed For Summer – Bobble Hat Enthusiasts Outraged

Breaking News: Beds to be Replaced with Meds in Economy Push

Breaking News: Sparkling Water “Too Sparkling” & Dumbed Down

Breaking News: Brexit Negotiations “Too Boring” – Spiced Up With Ravenous Alligators

Breaking News: Almond Milk Shortage Triggers Hipster Crisis!

Breaking News: Bins Declared Not “Bin-Like” By Furious OAPs

Breaking News: Ice Cream Sales Plummet Due To Winter!

Breaking News: Mass Drunken UK Riot Leads to Hilarious Scenes!

Breaking News: Sofa Crisis Stuns UK & PM’s Analysis Fuels Panic!

Breaking News: Taramasalata to be Renamed “Tarama-Sinatra”

Breaking News: Snow Hits the UK – Apocalypse Now!

Breaking News: Glasses Named “Enemy of the State” as UK Riots!
