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Tag: EMployment

A LEGO employee looking unhappy in the workplace
March 16, 2020March 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How to Enforce Happiness in the Workplace

Business mission statement
January 9, 2020August 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

20 FREE Mission Statements For Businesses

Santa Claus picking up a Christmas item
December 23, 2019December 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Maladies & Mobilty Scooters

Disciplinary hearing
December 4, 2019December 3, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boss has called me to a disciplinary meeting!”

Pollution coming out of a chimney during a sunset
November 11, 2019November 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Silent Night, Holy Coup D’état (and pollution)

An elf
September 16, 2019September 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Column: Hiring James the Janitor & “Some” Elves

A janitor mopping the floor
September 10, 2019September 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Job Spec: Janitor for Santa Claus (North Pole)

A giant hand flicking a man figure, firing the employee immediately
September 3, 2019September 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Sack an Employee

We are hiring
June 13, 2019June 14, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

We’re Hiring: Our Last Apprentice Died Hideously… Sign On Up!

A surfer falling over a wave
May 28, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Key Surf Board (for typing & surfin’)

People in a meeting lookig happy staring at a laptop
March 11, 2019March 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Office Meetings: An Uncomfortably Lengthy Spiel (blogger challenge)

Jalapeños
September 17, 2018September 15, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Jalapeños Renamed Jalapenos Threatening Severe ~ Job Losses

Burning
August 16, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Burnalism (journalism, but with more flames)

Business
August 14, 2018August 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What’s business, how do I do it, and when will I be a billionaire?

Job interview questions
July 10, 2018July 9, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What Should You Do In a Job Interview?

Job spec for hiring
July 9, 2018July 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Job Spec: Join Our Apprenticeship Programme!

Days
June 5, 2018June 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

7 Days Renamed for the Better

Duck
May 29, 2018May 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Beginner’s duck

May 28, 2018September 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How to Nail a Job Interview

Santa Claus Christmas push
November 21, 2017November 21, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Revving Up For Christmas!

A day in the life of Santa Claus
October 5, 2017September 28, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column: A Day in the Life of Santa

August 18, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Shower Hair Dryer (shower & hair dryer all-in-one!)

Door handle problems
June 9, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of the Door Handle

Tooth fairy newsletter
April 7, 2016April 7, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Tooth Fairy Newsletter: It’s Time For The Tooth!

Burger and Lobster restaurant
October 19, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How to Be a Waiter or Waitress

Charles Bukowski Post Office
June 1, 2015January 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Post Office by Charles Bukowski 📪

March 16, 2015March 16, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Do Robots Really Want To Work At McDonald’s?

Down and Out in Paris and London by George Orwell
December 3, 2014January 18, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Down and Out in Paris and London by George Orwell 🌃👨‍🍳

A man rushing late to work
October 18, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Best Excuses For Being Late to Work

A sign stating dream job, indicating brilliant work is ahead
August 11, 2012November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Best Jobs That Don’t Exist

A meeting of common people working common jobs
March 8, 2012April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Celebrities: If They Hadn’t Been Good At The Day Job

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