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Tag: Health

Celeste DLC for chapter 9
September 15, 2019March 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Celeste: Chapter 9 Launches on Mental Health Masterpiece

First aid it with a frog
August 23, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Professional Moron First Aid Kit

Beyond Burger
August 16, 2019February 3, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Beyond Burger: Cooking Up This Vegan Thing

A Gretsch drum kit
August 13, 2019April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Keith Carlock: One of Your New Favourite Jazz Drummers

People at work talking about business
August 9, 2019August 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Use the Toilet at Work

A cigarette end
August 6, 2019August 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I quit smoking?”

Tomato sauce on a spoon
July 18, 2019July 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Chimichurri & Chim Chim Cher-ee Sauce

Hot dogs and other fast food
June 18, 2019June 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How Are Hot Dogs Made?

June 15, 2019April 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Bird Therapy by Joe Harkness

Man falling asleep over some poems
June 14, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #5: Bodily Functions Special

Sauna
June 6, 2019November 12, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

World Sauna Championships: How to Not Hold an Event

A toilet with the seat up
June 5, 2019June 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps leaving the toilet seat up!”

June 4, 2019June 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Gyōza: Saying “Hell Yeah!” To This Eastern Delicacy

Soy Sauce
June 3, 2019June 2, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Inaugural World Soy Sauce Drinking Championship Ends in Chaos

A female runner smiling like crazy
May 27, 2019June 1, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Our marriage is over competitive & it’s dangerous!”

Butter
May 2, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Age is butter number: Butter-Based Saying is Nonsense

An egg and mayonnaise bun
April 23, 2019April 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

News: Mayonnaise to be Renamed Mayonaise in Horror Move

A cake with strawberries
April 19, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cake Car (better than a normal car)

Chips
April 17, 2019April 17, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Crisps (Potato Chips): How Are They Made?

People queuing
April 11, 2019August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Queuing: How to queue (on cue) to be a queue master

Instant noodles
April 9, 2019December 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Instant Noodles: How Are They Made?

An apple
April 8, 2019July 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Eating Apples at Work: Why it’s Disgusting & we Hate You For it

Cement
March 25, 2019May 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cement Bread (It’s awful and we know it)

Alien abduction
March 22, 2019March 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Effectively Manage Your Alien Abduction

Potatoes
March 14, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Potato Bed (better than a water bed)

Vinegar
March 8, 2019March 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Vinegar Wedding Cake (for your “special” day)

Two pieces of toast
March 5, 2019August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Toast: Why it’s not called “burnt bread” and more

Mary Pickford dancing
February 25, 2019February 25, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Moonwalk (dancing – not space travel)

Chess pieces
February 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Chopping Board Games

Chopsticks with a traditional Japanese drawing
January 28, 2019January 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Chopsticks VS Chapsticks: Which is the Best Eating Implement?

Chopsticks
January 18, 2019May 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Chopsticks Make Your Eating Elegant & Precise

Kitchen and a sink with bottles
January 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Shrink Sink (a psychiatrist smart sink)

Women in a tea field
December 31, 2018December 26, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: TeaCher (tea created by pop star Cher)

Tins
December 21, 2018December 21, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Washing Machine Tin Opener

Rain
December 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Rain Sounds: Effective Sleeping Method #51

Chainsaw cutting a baguette
December 4, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Cookie Cutter Chainsaw (for cookie cutting excellence)

Commuting man on a train with no hair
November 30, 2018November 30, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: British Train Fares Go UP and Poor People Go MENTAL!

Coffee
November 27, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Coffee: Is It Dangerous, Can I Drink It, And Why?

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