Yellow circle

Professional Moron

Daily Doses of Satire & Culture

Menu Skip to content
  • Silliness
    • Insane Inventions
    • Sponsored Posts
    • Alien Abduction Diaries
    • Great Sayings Revisited
    • Hamsters
    • Haiku Friday
  • Features
    • Business Advice
    • Exclusive Santa Newsletter!
    • Agony Aunt
    • Ask Dr. Moron
    • Formula 1
    • MoroniCast Podcast
  • Food
    • Genius New Recipes
    • World Food History
    • British Food History
    • Food Disasters
  • Films, TV, Music
    • Film Reviews (serious ones)
    • Film Quote Off Extravaganzas
    • Epic Music
    • Drumming Stuff
    • Art Stuff
    • TV Shows That Never Were
    • Great Books That Never Were
    • The Story of the Fake Band
  • Groovy Books
    • Serious Books
    • Not So Serious Books
    • Travel Writing
    • Our Short Stories
  • Video Games
    • Indie Games
    • Retro Gaming
    • AAA Games
  • About

Tag: Humor

A miser (miserable git) being snide
June 21, 2021June 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Who Wants to be a Miserable Old Git? Great Shows That Never Were

Dr. Bob's Barmy Botox Boutique advertisement
June 17, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Dr. Bob’s Barmy Botox Boutique [Sponsored Post]

Clean dishes stacked up after being washed up
June 15, 2021June 13, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband won’t do the dishes!”

Employees holding indoor sparklers near the American flag
June 14, 2021June 13, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Fireworks at Work: The Rules on Controlled Workplace Explosions

A cartoon drawing of a packet of chewing gum
June 8, 2021June 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Chewing Gum at Work: How to Make Your Employees Behave

A freshly baked pizza cooling for a moment on a work surface
June 7, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Pizza Racing: Food-Based Motorsport With Tuna & Cheese

Barrels lined up in a row
June 1, 2021May 26, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has quit his job to live in a barrel…”

A man pointing at a spreadsheet on his device wearing bright socks with shoes
May 31, 2021May 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Stubbing Toes at Work: Can Your Employees Sue?

Aliens below a spaceship on Earth
May 27, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #7: Aliens Behaving Badly on Holiday

A cartoon man at work yawning heavily
May 25, 2021April 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Yawning at Work: Rules on Open Mouths in the Workplace

A cartoon man about to scale a mountain
May 24, 2021May 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband wants to be a free solo rock climber!”

A bowl of salad resting on a chopping board
May 20, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Chopping Board Treadmill: Work Out & Cook (simultaneously)!

A psychic woman with a third eye, her hands covering her other two
May 18, 2021May 17, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband thinks he’s psychic!”

A hand in black and white showing the knuckles
May 13, 2021May 12, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “If I crack my knuckles will I die horribly?”

A lawn full of blades of grass
May 11, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bulletproof Grass (to protect your lawns)

Cooked mussels in a bowl
May 10, 2021May 10, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cooking Mussels in the Office: Guide to Staff Mollusc Conduct

An alien spacecraft abducting a cow
May 7, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #6: Gamer Aliens Seek Super Mario Kart

Mrs. Doubtfire
May 5, 2021May 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mrs. Doubtfire: Cross-Dressing Comedy With Housekeeping

A full English breakfast, including baked beans on toast
May 3, 2021May 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Hit Singles Improved By Adding “Beans” Into the Title

MoroniCast podcast logo
May 1, 2021November 26, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #1: Notes on Talking Northern British

A man wearing a pink shirt
April 29, 2021April 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my husband wear pink shirts!?”

A cartoon depiction of Listerine mouthwash
April 27, 2021April 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mouthwash at Work: The Law on Letting Your Employees Gargle

An alien spacecraft in space
April 26, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #5: Psycho Aliens Short on Resources

A grate
April 22, 2021April 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Will & Grates: The Spin Off Sitcom That Never Was

A run down shed with a green bike next to it
April 20, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Teapot Shed (for brews and shovel storage)

An employee slouching at his desk at work
April 19, 2021April 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How Your Employees Should Sit at Their Desks at Work

A couple walking on a cobbled street holding hands
April 16, 2021April 16, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps doing farmer’s blow in public!”

An alien spaceship
April 13, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #4: Aliens Seeking Kippers

A baker standing near to a fresh mound of dough
April 12, 2021April 10, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Baking Bread at Work: Your Rules on Workplace Cookery

Kumamon the rosy-cheeked Japanese mascot
April 10, 2021December 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Mondo Mascots: Celebrating Japan’s Bizarre Yuru-Chara

A man looking at his watch realising it's time to take his top off
April 9, 2021April 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband always walks around with his top off!”

April 6, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #3: Aliens Seeking Garlic

April 5, 2021April 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Clapping at Work: Rules on Celebrating Things

A person holding an iPhone with lots of apps on it
April 1, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Scurvy App (an app determining if you have scurvy)

March 30, 2021March 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Lucille Bluth: Jessica Walter’s Finest Performance

A business working at a table with people writing and drinks nearby
March 29, 2021March 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Drinking at Work: Is Alcohol Welcome in the Workplace?

An alien spaceship abduction of a man at night
March 25, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #2: Hustling Aliens Out to Sell Goods

A close up of some larva
March 23, 2021March 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I think I have head lice!”

Posts navigation

Older posts
Newer posts

Follow Professional Moron on WordPress.com
  • Bluesky
  • YouTube

Popular Posts

Waterfall is The Stone Roses' Inspiring Masterpiece
Exclusive Santa Column: The Great Barbie Doll Christmas Push!
Notes on the "Lost German Girl" of Post-WWII
Agony Aunt: "How do I make romantic gestures to my woman?"
Where's Wally? by Martin Handford
Ask Dr. Moron: "How do I recover from a cold?"
Japanese Dwarf Flying Squirrel: The Cutest Rodent on Earth?
Marmite: How is it Made?
Great Films That Never Were: Bladder Runner 2049
Exclusive Invention: The Rowbot (a robot for rowing you to work)

Need Something?

Complete PM History

Copyright & All That

© Professional Moron: 2012-2026. Unauthorised use or duplication of our content without permission is a no. If you use excerpts, provide us with credit. Or else!

Create a website or blog at WordPress.com

Privacy & Cookies: This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this website, you agree to their use.
To find out more, including how to control cookies, see here: Cookie Policy
 

Loading Comments...