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Tag: Lifestyle

The moronic survey 2020
November 12, 2020November 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Moronic Survey 2020: Take Part in it Now, Dammit!

A Santa hat on a picket fence line in the snow.
November 9, 2020November 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Working 9 to 5 past 3 am (& US Election 2020 Response)

Toad in the Hole recipe
November 6, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Toad in the Hole: No Toads Or Holes Are Involved

A man holding strings of fresh pasta.
November 5, 2020November 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Porridge & Pasta

An assortment of fun marzipan shapes for a dessert.
November 3, 2020November 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Join the Masters of Marzipan cult!”

Bangers and mash
October 30, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bangers and Mash: Proper Dead Good Comfort Food

Gout DNA strand
October 29, 2020October 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Do I have gout or rabies?”

A crowd of people, possibly in a cult
October 27, 2020October 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has joined a cult!”

A man multitasking very well, so he can't be wrong.
October 23, 2020October 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a workaholic!”

Battenberg Cake
October 22, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Battenberg Cake: Pretty in Pink British Patriotic Glory

Guybrush Threepwood in the Curse of Monkey Island near to a spittoon.
October 20, 2020April 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Spittoons: What Were These Gross Things?

Fingers on a hand hanging out in a moment of love.
October 19, 2020August 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Raising a Pinky Finger When Drinking: Why Do We Do That?

Bread and butter pudding
October 15, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bread and Butter Pudding: Super Unhealthy & Tasty Dessert

A man slumped at a bar hungover with a bottle of alcohol
October 13, 2020October 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop getting hangovers?!”

A man holding his knuckles out to crack them
October 12, 2020October 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Knuckle Cracking at Work: What is the Law?

Tesco's Piccalilli in a jar
October 9, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Piccalilli: Strange Yellow Concoction is Edible

Spices laid out on a table, including turmeric
October 8, 2020October 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Porridge With Cinnamon & Turmeric: A Healthy Yes!

Someone walking down stairs with a close up of a big toe
October 6, 2020October 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I stubbed my big toe and it hurts!”

Bubble and squeak, the breakfast dish made from cabbage and mashed potato
October 2, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bubble and Squeak: Hearty Mashed Potato Done Proper

A dizzy spell in the countryside.
October 1, 2020September 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why am I so dizzy, dammit?”

A woman laughing.
September 28, 2020September 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My wife’s laugh really annoys me!”

A full English breakfast with baked beans, toast, a sausage, hash brown, and mash.
September 25, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Full English Breakfasts: Explaining This Ode to Gluttony

A bald man with a gold chain around his neck.
September 24, 2020September 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop going bald?!”

A robotic dog.
September 21, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: RoboDog Extraordinaire—Fido 2.0

Mario Bros bottle factory for Game & Watch from 1983.
September 20, 2020October 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Bros. Bottle Factory Game & Watch: Smashing!

Mario's Cement Factory on the Game & Watch.
September 20, 2020December 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mario’s Cement Factory: Game & Watch Classic is Concrete

A cartoon baby sneezing because of the common cold.
September 18, 2020March 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I recover from a cold?”

Two women employees in cartoon form, one of whom is sneezing whilst the other is annoyed by this.
September 17, 2020September 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How to Manage Sneezing at Work

Heinz spotted dick sponge pudding in a can
September 15, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Spotted Dick: Definitely a Tasty British Pudding

A man saying he itches a lot
September 14, 2020September 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband itches himself at embarrassing times!”

A Reply Guy sitting behind his Apple Mac computer.
September 11, 2020September 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Reply Guys: Documenting This Responsive Online Craze

The Wombles
September 9, 2020September 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Wombles: Cute Rodents That Saved Wimbledon

A head louse lying on its back in the dark
September 7, 2020September 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have head lice and nits!”

September 6, 2020September 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Live from Manchester UK—Graffiti!

A toilet with a red tiled background
September 3, 2020September 3, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps clogging the toilet!”

Oranges hanging in a tree
September 1, 2020August 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have scurvy! What do I do?” 

Fresh vegetables piled together
August 25, 2020August 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I make my kids eat vegetables?”

A person lifting their foot up, displaying their ankle behind socks
August 24, 2020August 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I’ve sprained my ankle!”

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