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Fisherman's Friend original flavour
August 21, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Fisherman’s Friend: Menthol Sweets Put Hair on Your Eyebrows

A man contemplating picking his nose whilst at work
August 20, 2020August 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Can Employees Pick Their Nose At Work?

A man standing in a gas mask
August 18, 2020August 19, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has bad breath!”

A man holding his head in stress
August 17, 2020August 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I avoid dandruff?”

Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss
August 15, 2020March 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss

A scotch egg sliced in half-min
August 14, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Scotch Egg: Another Strange English Food Thing

A man clutching his stomach in pain
August 11, 2020July 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why do I get indigestion?”

Magic Eye: A New Way of Looking at the World
August 8, 2020August 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Magic Eye Books: Celebrating the Infuriating Staring Contest

A giant foot with toenails about to stamp on idyllic countryside
August 4, 2020July 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s toenail clippings are a deal breaker!”

A thermometer and a mixture of drugs
August 3, 2020July 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop my headache?”

A hammer with bent nails following some DIY
July 27, 2020July 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a DIY disaster!

Chorley Cakes powered with sugar
July 24, 2020September 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Chorley Cakes: Tasty Things From That There Lancashire

A man looking shocked at his broken tooth
July 21, 2020July 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why is my front tooth wobbling?”

A man holding his hands out to crack his knuckles
July 20, 2020July 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Knuckle cracking… how do I make my husband stop?!”

Good Food for Bad Days by Jack Monroe
July 18, 2020August 9, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Good Food for Bad Days by Jack Monroe

Mushy peas
July 17, 2020November 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Manchester Caviar: All Hail to Mushy Peas

A bearded man adjusting his tie
July 13, 2020July 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s hairy chest has taken over his life!”

Business people having a meeting with two shaking hands
July 10, 2020July 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Returning to Work After Coronavirus: The Professional Moron Story

A female tennis playing hitting a ball
July 6, 2020January 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Grunting in Tennis: A History of Screaming on the Court

A building from the indie game Townscaper
July 5, 2020October 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Townscaper: Glorious Artistic Town Creater For Everyone

Traditional English fish & chips
July 2, 2020July 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Fish & Chips: The Dish That Defines a Nation

A cement mixer in a construction yard
June 30, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cement Bitcher (like a cement mixer, but bitchier)

A man performing the butterfly swimming stroke in a pool
June 26, 2020June 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Butterfly Stroke: Explaining The Swimming Style From Hell

A giant smiling pink mouth with teeth
June 25, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bombjela (like bonjela, but more explosive)

Theme Park on the Super Nintendo
June 21, 2020June 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Theme Park: SNES Construction Sim Port is Good

Sam's Sandwich by David Pelham
June 20, 2020June 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Sam’s Sandwich by David Pelham

Olive oil being poured into a glass cup
June 15, 2020June 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Olive Oil Soup (now with extra olives)

Babe film from 1995
June 10, 2020June 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Babe: A Most Excellent Film About a Pig *OINK*

A man getting upset and crying a bit with his nose on show
June 5, 2020June 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop my boyfriend’s nose hair?”

Baba Is You
May 31, 2020May 31, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Baba is You: Unique (and cute) Puzzle Game Indie Romp

Zenge
May 31, 2020May 31, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Zenge: Relaxing Puzzle Game Artistic Antics, Ahoy!

Sea spume
May 29, 2020May 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Hit Singles Ruined By Adding “Spume Island” Into the Title

Spume Island location
May 28, 2020May 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Spume Island: The Best Island in the World

The Who - Live at Leeds
May 26, 2020November 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

A Quick One, While He’s Away: Tribute to The Who’s Classic

Mario Kart Wii
May 24, 2020July 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Kart Wii: Super Addictive Motion Sensing Racing Thing

James and the Giant Peach book cover
May 16, 2020March 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl

clouds and wind
May 7, 2020April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Serenade For Winds: Mozart & Keeping Calm

April 29, 2020April 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

An American Tail: Amblin Entertainment Romp With Mice

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