Tag: Love
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m in love with my right foot. How do I marry it?”
Agony Aunt: “You made me put the toilet seat down & you will pay!”
Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps leaving the toilet seat up!”
Agony Aunt: “I’m jealous my bestie is getting married before me!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I tell when I’ve fallen in glove?”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do my wife and me get more attractive?”
Agony Aunt: “Rate this patented Bee My Valentine dating plan!”
FAQs – Valentine’s Day: How to “be” someone’s valentine etc.
Aliens Seeking Humans: Dating For Universal Conquest & Destruction
Agony Aunt: “Scientific postulations on the basis of all men being bastards”
Agony Aunt: “I’m dating myself, but I’m getting on my nerves!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m dating a cement mixer – advice needed!”
FAQs – Flirting: What is it and why should I get my coat, love?
Lonely Hearts Column 2019: Men Seeking Women
Lonely Hearts 2019: Women Seeking Men
How to Write a Love Letter
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I married a man… but it turns out it’s an alien!”
The Sea, The Sea by Iris Murdoch
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I bloody well online date?!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve fallen in love with me… & the wife is angry!”
The Dating Diary of Dickhead Deirdre #1: Plumber Dave
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I propose to my girlfriend (so that she becomes my wife)?”
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Blind Drunk Date
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I want to be an agony aunt! How do I do it?!”
Emotional Intelligence Test: Find Out How Smart You Is (and are)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I know when I’ve found The One?!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m dating 7 men at once… which one do I pick?!”
Agony Aunt: “There’s, like, this guy I like! How do I, like, ask him out?!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband wants to become my wife!”
How to Chat Up a Woman – Part #2
Agony Aunt: “HELP! We have 19 children… should we have more?”
Agony Aunt: “I can’t remember what my husband looks like!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend is, like, really, like, annoying!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I find out if my wife is a witch?”
Agony Aunt: “I think my husband is addicted to pawn shops!”
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Me missus wants me to tattoo her name into me forehead!”
