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Tag: Medicine

The terror of NES duck hunt addiction
May 27, 2025May 27, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I play NES Duck Hunt 20 hours a day… HELP!” 🦆

The Lord of the Syringes fantasy novel
September 17, 2024September 17, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Lord of the Syringes: Great Books That Never Were 💉

Nigel's Needles - the happiest needles in the land
April 27, 2023April 27, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Nigel’s Needles: The Happiest Needles in the Land [Sponsored Post]

Gout DNA strand
October 29, 2020October 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Do I have gout or rabies?”

Guybrush Threepwood in the Curse of Monkey Island near to a spittoon.
October 20, 2020April 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Spittoons: What Were These Gross Things?

Oranges hanging in a tree
September 1, 2020August 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have scurvy! What do I do?” 

A man holding his head in stress
August 17, 2020August 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I avoid dandruff?”

A man clutching his stomach in pain
August 11, 2020July 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why do I get indigestion?”

A thermometer and a mixture of drugs
August 3, 2020July 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop my headache?”

A foot with toenails and a flower between the big toe
July 28, 2020July 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “What do I do about my ingrowing toenail?”

A man looking shocked at his broken tooth
July 21, 2020July 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why is my front tooth wobbling?”

The Family That Couldn't Sleep: Unravelling a Venetian Medical Mystery by D. T. Max
March 28, 2020October 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Family That Couldn’t Sleep by D. T. Max

World of Warcraft
March 19, 2020May 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Corrupted Blood Incident: WoW’s Virtual Pandemic as a Model for Medical Research

The Collected Schizophrenias by Esmé Weijun Wang
October 5, 2019October 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Collected Schizophrenias by Esmé Weijun Wang

First aid it with a frog
August 23, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Professional Moron First Aid Kit

Phineas Gage and the iron rod
January 12, 2019January 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Phineas Gage: History’s Great Brain Injury Survivor

Hospital
August 17, 2018August 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: Err (Better Than ER & More Accessible)

Sneeze
July 23, 2018April 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is Sneezing and is it Dangerous?

Manikin female head
July 6, 2018March 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

L’Inconnue de la Seine: A Brief History of CPR Manikins

God Bless Your, Dr. Kevorkian
March 3, 2018February 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian by Kurt Vonnegut

Severed: A History of Heads Lost and Heads Founds by Dr. Frances Larson
February 18, 2017November 25, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Severed: A History of Heads Lost and Heads Found by Dr. Frances Larson

The Chainsore
January 12, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Chainsore

Mozart and scatological humour
April 10, 2016September 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Mozart and Scatological Humour: Diagnosing a Genius 🎻🎹🎶

The Madness of King George
November 29, 2015November 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Madness of King George: The Art Behind Going Mad

Pizza
October 6, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pizzza (it’s like pizza, but with a sleepy kick)!

Sneeze
August 12, 2015September 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Gazuntite! The Remarkable World of Polite Sneeze Responses

Disappointment
July 7, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Is There An Ointment For Disappointment?

Roy Porter Blood and Guts
March 21, 2015January 18, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Blood and Guts: A Short History of Medicine by Roy Porter 😷🚑🏥

The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
December 29, 2014June 22, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat by Oliver Sacks 🎩

Lenin
December 24, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

5 Disturbingly Excellent Facts About Christmas

November 13, 2014November 13, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Drink: Coughy – Cough Syrup Coffee!

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