Yellow circle

Professional Moron

Daily Doses of Satire & Culture ⛄

Menu Skip to content
  • Silliness
    • Insane Inventions
    • Sponsored Posts
    • Alien Abduction Diaries
    • Great Sayings Revisited
    • Hamsters
    • Haiku Friday
  • Features
    • Business Advice
    • Exclusive Santa Newsletter!
    • Agony Aunt
    • Ask Dr. Moron
    • Formula 1
    • MoroniCast Podcast
  • Food
    • Genius New Recipes
    • World Food History
    • British Food History
    • Food Disasters
  • Films, TV, Music
    • Film Reviews (serious ones)
    • Film Quote Off Extravaganzas
    • Epic Music
    • Drumming Stuff
    • Art Stuff
    • TV Shows That Never Were
    • Great Books That Never Were
    • The Story of the Fake Band
  • Groovy Books
    • Serious Books
    • Not So Serious Books
    • Travel Writing
    • Our Short Stories
  • Video Games
    • Indie Games
    • Retro Gaming
    • AAA Games
  • About

Tag: Psychology

How to ask out a woman
August 16, 2017August 12, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

How to Ask Out a Woman (and score every time, player!)

The history of the dunce cap
August 15, 2017January 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Dunce Cap

The Humbrella
July 4, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Humblebrella (keeping you dry and humble)

Snowflake generation
June 12, 2017June 12, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My kids are snowflakes!”

A sign with Pokemon on it
August 3, 2016January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend is addicted to Pokémon GO!”

The Driver's Seat - Muriel Spark
July 16, 2016January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Driver’s Seat by Muriel Spark

Yak yakking
May 19, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Does the Yak Have to Yak so Much?!

Lychee lying
May 4, 2016May 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Right… What’s With The Goddamn Lies, Lychee?!

Pistachio nuts
March 7, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Why Do Pistachio Nuts Hate Being Nuts?

The Sailor Who Fell From Grace With The Sea
February 13, 2016March 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Sailor Who Fell From Grace With The Sea by Yukio Mishima

Popcorn soup
January 25, 2016January 25, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Popcorn Soup!

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest book by Ken Kesey
January 17, 2016January 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest by Ken Kesey

Blueberries
November 5, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why are Blueberries So Bloody Depressed?

Pastry
October 20, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Aggressive Solutions to Pastry’s Self-Esteem Issue Problems

Chewing gum
September 22, 2015April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Misophonia: Embrace The Hatred of Loud Chewers!

July 23, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Peel a Banana Without Losing a Limb

Disappointment
July 7, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Is There An Ointment For Disappointment?

October 28, 2014August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Why Do Humans Need To Comfort Food?

Mario Kart 8 Wii U
September 10, 2014April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Psychology of Mario Kart 8

May 21, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Lazy O’Meter!

Mars Bar - what's in the name?
May 1, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Why Are They Called Mars Bars, Anyway?

April 5, 2013April 5, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Fish Food Controversy Exposé!

March 24, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Really Embarrassing Stuff You’ll Want To Avoid Next Week

How to deal with difficult customers.
March 5, 2013August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How to Deal With a Difficult Customer at Work

March 4, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Animal Ratings: Cute vs Terrifying

Posts navigation

Newer posts

Follow Professional Moron on WordPress.com
  • Bluesky
  • Facebook
  • YouTube

Popular Posts

Agony Aunt: "How do I make romantic gestures to my woman?"
Exclusive Santa Column: The Great Barbie Doll Christmas Push!
Great Films That Never Were: Bladder Runner 2049
Our Commitment to Satire and Silliness 😐
Exclusive Invention: The Sink Shower (for personal hygiene and doing the dishes!)
Exclusive Invention: The Rowbot (a robot for rowing you to work)
Exclusive Santa Claus Column 2018: Morose Grumblings As Santa Returns For XMas
Agony Aunt: "HELP! Our office Christmas bash was a disaster!"
Order! The Very Best of John Bercow Shouting
Beowulf by an Anglo-Saxon Poet

Need Something?

Complete PM History

Copyright & All That

© Professional Moron: 2012-2026. Unauthorised use or duplication of our content without permission is a no. If you use excerpts, provide us with credit. Or else!

Create a website or blog at WordPress.com

Privacy & Cookies: This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this website, you agree to their use.
To find out more, including how to control cookies, see here: Cookie Policy