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Tag: Sport

A page of poems
June 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #4: Sporting Special

Sauna
June 6, 2019November 12, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

World Sauna Championships: How to Not Hold an Event

Soy Sauce
June 3, 2019June 2, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Inaugural World Soy Sauce Drinking Championship Ends in Chaos

Kimi Raikkonen
January 10, 2019November 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Kimi Raikkonen: In Praise of the Weirdly Charismatic F1 Driver

Raging Bull
August 15, 2018January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Raging Bull: Scorsese Classic Will Still Punch Your Head In

Cabbage
June 26, 2018June 26, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Cabbage Pitch (cabbage-based sports pitch)

Football
March 30, 2018May 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Kneeball (much better than football)

Gandalf in Lego form
January 22, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Sport: G&OLF (Gandolf Related Golf)

Stop at Nothing - The Lance Armstrong Story
April 9, 2017November 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Stop at Nothing: The Lance Armstrong Story

Drunken football riots
March 31, 2017March 31, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Lack of Drunken Football Riots Investigated by FA

How to be good at Badminto
July 8, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

How to NOT be Bad at Badminton

August 6, 2015August 6, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

5 Ways To Cure Your Nail Biting Disorder

Sand castle
July 15, 2014January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Revealed: The Terrifying and Corrupt World of Sand Castle Building

May 2, 2014November 1, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Your Favourite Football Players Discuss Physics

May 13, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What To Do During A Thunderstorm

May 6, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Be An Englishman/woman For The Day

April 11, 2013October 14, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Ruin Spring For Everyone

March 23, 2013July 18, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of the Egg and Spoon Race

March 21, 2013October 14, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Play Golf

March 14, 2013November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cake Parachute

Olympic stadium with only one man sitting down on the seats
March 11, 2012August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Events They Should Have Included At The Olympics 2012

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