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Category: Special Features

Pigeon
September 30, 2018July 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Pigeons: In Praise Of These Epic Little Winged Beasts

Christmas cheer
September 28, 2018September 28, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Singles, Shingles, Gout, & Yuletide Prep

People Are Strange by The Doors
September 23, 2018July 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

People Are Strange: Contemplating The Doors’ Classic (& Strangeness)

Christmas 2019 with a girl watching Santa in the snow
September 21, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column 2018: Morose Grumblings As Santa Returns For XMas

Aaaarrghhh
September 14, 2018September 14, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I want to be an agony aunt! How do I do it?!”

Movie making equipment
September 11, 2018September 11, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

10 High-Concept Movie Pitches For Hollywood

Emotions
September 10, 2018December 31, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Emotional Intelligence Test: Find Out How Smart You Is (and are)

1
September 6, 2018September 2, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I know when I’ve found The One?!”

Rollin' Wild
September 5, 2018September 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Rollin’ Wild: Ballooned 3D Super Animals Are Fun

Remi Cabarrou vinyl painting
September 5, 2018September 3, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Vinyl Painting: Continuing Our Relaxing Stuff Spree

Commuting train
September 4, 2018September 4, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

10 Proven & Viable Excuses For Missing a Day At Work

Video game controller
September 2, 2018July 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Speedrunning Video Games: Have a Gander at this Phenomenon

Tangerines
August 28, 2018August 27, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Improved By Adding “Scurvy” Into The Title

August 26, 2018August 26, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Three Tips To Becoming A Costume Designer – Resa McConaghy

Solar system planets
August 21, 2018August 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

8 Planets Renamed (for the better) From Our Solar System

Men
August 20, 2018August 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m dating 7 men at once… which one do I pick?!”

Business
August 14, 2018August 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What’s business, how do I do it, and when will I be a billionaire?

The Lost Generation
August 11, 2018November 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Lost Generation by David Tremayne

Michael Schumacher driving a broken Ferrari at Spa in 1998
August 10, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

F1 – Spa 1998: 20 Years On From The Race Of All Races

Men and women dating
August 6, 2018August 3, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “There’s, like, this guy I like! How do I, like, ask him out?!”

Shut Up
July 30, 2018July 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Ruined By Adding “Shut Up” Into The Title

Sneeze
July 23, 2018April 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is Sneezing and is it Dangerous?

Mouthwash
July 20, 2018July 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Improved By Adding “Mouthwash” Into The Title

Worry Dolls
July 17, 2018November 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Worry Dolls: Praising These Groovy Little Dudes

Husband and wife
July 12, 2018July 12, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband wants to become my wife!”

Job interview questions
July 10, 2018July 9, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What Should You Do In a Job Interview?

Job spec for hiring
July 9, 2018July 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Job Spec: Join Our Apprenticeship Programme!

Manikin female head
July 6, 2018March 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

L’Inconnue de la Seine: A Brief History of CPR Manikins

Finger family.
June 29, 2018June 27, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! We have 19 children… should we have more?”

A man falling
June 21, 2018June 21, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I can’t remember what my husband looks like!”

Meteorite
June 20, 2018August 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The 1972 Great Daylight Fireball: Our Lucky Escape & Other Asteroids

Sunshine blogger
June 17, 2018June 17, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Sunshine Blogger Award Thing: We’re Damn Awesome

A couple in a relationship
June 14, 2018June 10, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend is, like, really, like, annoying!”

As Slow As Possible
June 11, 2018April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

As Slow As Possible: Organ²/ASLSP—the longest musical performance ever

Witch on a broom
June 7, 2018June 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I find out if my wife is a witch?”

Days
June 5, 2018June 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

7 Days Renamed for the Better

Months
June 4, 2018June 3, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

12 Months Renamed for the Better

Duck
May 29, 2018May 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Beginner’s duck

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