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Job spec for hiring
July 9, 2018July 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Job Spec: Join Our Apprenticeship Programme!

Manikin female head
July 6, 2018March 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

L’Inconnue de la Seine: A Brief History of CPR Manikins

Finger family.
June 29, 2018June 27, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! We have 19 children… should we have more?”

A man falling
June 21, 2018June 21, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I can’t remember what my husband looks like!”

Meteorite
June 20, 2018August 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The 1972 Great Daylight Fireball: Our Lucky Escape & Other Asteroids

Sunshine blogger
June 17, 2018June 17, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Sunshine Blogger Award Thing: We’re Damn Awesome

A couple in a relationship
June 14, 2018June 10, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend is, like, really, like, annoying!”

As Slow As Possible
June 11, 2018April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

As Slow As Possible: Organ²/ASLSP—the longest musical performance ever

Witch on a broom
June 7, 2018June 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I find out if my wife is a witch?”

Days
June 5, 2018June 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

7 Days Renamed for the Better

Months
June 4, 2018June 3, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

12 Months Renamed for the Better

Duck
May 29, 2018May 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Beginner’s duck

Pawn
May 24, 2018May 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I think my husband is addicted to pawn shops!”

Recording studio
May 22, 2018May 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

What Happens to a Song When it Fades Out?

Blackfish
May 19, 2018May 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Environmental Films: Doing Their Bit For The Planet?

Tattoos
May 17, 2018May 13, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Me missus wants me to tattoo her name into me forehead!”

Divorce
May 11, 2018May 11, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I divorce my girlfriend?!”

May 4, 2018May 4, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Wall of China (Graffiti Excellence in Canada)

Sugar
May 4, 2018May 3, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! What’s a sugar daddy and do I need one?”

Pop music performance
April 30, 2018March 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

8 Classic Pop Songs Ruined By Making the Titles Too Descriptive

Sunshine Blogger Award
April 29, 2018April 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Sunshine Blogger Award Challenge… Thing

Romance
April 23, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Romantic Comedies Ruined By Adding “Sneeze” Into The Title

Kids and a pet
April 20, 2018April 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should me and my girlfriend have kids or pets?!”

Swearing
April 12, 2018April 11, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

10 New Swear Words To Use With Serious Pride

English language
March 29, 2018March 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Me bird hates me gansgta slang aiiiiiiie”

March 22, 2018March 22, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend wants to donate his kidneys to charity!”

Man
March 9, 2018March 8, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m a nice guy but no bird will go out with me!”

Fatherhood
March 2, 2018March 3, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I think my girlfriend is pregnant!”

Brazil Film
January 26, 2018March 27, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Brazil’s Energetic Office Theme Music Analysed

A gargoyle trying to eat its foot
January 24, 2018January 23, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

15 Romantic Films Ruined By Adding “Gargoyles” To The Names!

Porridge
January 18, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Video Games Ruined By Adding “Porridge” To The Title

Woman online dating
January 16, 2018January 17, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2018: Women Seeking Men

Love in 2018 - Men seeking women
January 15, 2018March 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2018: Men Seeking Women

Love and relationships - outgrowing your boyfriend
January 12, 2018January 11, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve outgrown my boyfriend. What do I do?!”

Frogs playing sports games
January 9, 2018January 8, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

10 Exciting New Words for the Sports Industry

Santa Claus out in the open with snow
January 1, 2018January 2, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Polemic: On the Nature of Fame

The Art of Professional Moron
December 28, 2017October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Art of Professional Moron #3: Kitchen Utensil Special

Santa on Christmas Day
December 25, 2017December 25, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Official Christmas Day Chaos Report

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