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Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

Brazil Coffee The Coffee of Coffees
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Brazil Coffee: Weird Coffee in a Can!

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February 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Sour Cream and Black Pepper Popcorn will Improve your Life!

Crispy Baobab and Onion Kale Chips
February 3, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Improve Your Life Some More With Crispy Baobab & Onion Kale Chips!

PROPERCORN Smooth Peanut and Almond
February 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Improve Your Life With Smooth Peanut And Almond Popcorn!

Teapi
February 1, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Teapi (like a tepee, but with more tea)

Tea and coffee
January 31, 2016November 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Which is Better: Coffee or Tea?

The Book of Tea Kakuzo Okakura
January 30, 2016January 20, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Book of Tea by Okakura Kakuzō

How to make a cup of tea
January 29, 2016April 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Make a Cup of Tea Like a Professional

Yogi Tea
January 28, 2016April 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Yogi Tea: Proper Belting Herbal Excellence

Pukka teas
January 27, 2016April 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Pukka: Dig The Ginger Tea

Clipper Teas
January 26, 2016November 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Clipper: A Tea Range For Everyone

Popcorn soup
January 25, 2016January 25, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Popcorn Soup!

George Orwell 1984
January 23, 2016February 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell

Mario Kart 64
January 22, 2016November 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Kart 64: The Flawed Classic Everyone Loves

Tea week
January 21, 2016April 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Tea Week on Professional Moron

Shelfie
January 20, 2016January 20, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

6 Super Sensational and Culturally Groovy Twitter Accounts to Follow

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January 19, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Easter Bunny Newsletter: New Staff & Effluence

Organic pumpkin seeds
January 18, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pumpkin Seed Cake!

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest book by Ken Kesey
January 17, 2016January 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest by Ken Kesey

Shovel Knight amiibo
January 16, 2016December 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Shovel Knight Amiibo: Making Shovelry Even More Awesome!

Dating a date
January 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

5 Epic Reasons Not to Date a Date

Custard
January 14, 2016April 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Yellow

Budget Cola and Anchovy pie!
January 13, 2016January 13, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Budget Cola and Anchovy Pie!

Ecover washing up liquid
January 12, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

How To Rekindle Your Lust For Life With Washing Up Liquid!

Chopping board uses
January 11, 2016January 11, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Chopping Boards: What Else Can You Use Them For?

Easter Bunny Newsletter
January 10, 2016January 10, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Easter Bunny Newsletter: The Build-Up To Easter!

Albert Camus The Fall
January 9, 2016January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Fall by Albert Camus

Robot Invention
January 8, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Friendly Psychopath Robot You Must Own!

Alpha 2 Robot
January 7, 2016January 9, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

CES 2016: The Brilliantly Bizarre Technology Highlights… So Far

Apple stalk
January 6, 2016January 6, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Apple Investigation: What’s The Twig Bit At The Top For?

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January 5, 2016April 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Valiant Hearts: The Great War – Historical and Poignant Gaming

Egg and pineapple soup!
January 4, 2016January 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Egg and Pineapple Soup!

How to use a kitchen scourer
January 3, 2016January 3, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

The Kitchen Scourer: A Brief History of an Implement

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January 2, 2016January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

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The Curse of Monkey Island PC
January 1, 2016April 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Curse of Monkey Island: Pirate-Based Awesomeness!

Love Actually - To me you are perfect
December 31, 2015December 31, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Love Actually: “To me, you are perfect” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Steve the hamster!
December 30, 2015November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Introducing Our New Office Pet: Steve the Hamster!

New Year's Resolutions
December 29, 2015December 30, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

10 New Year’s Revolutions You Should Consider!

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