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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

A helicopter and a big explosion
June 22, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Helicopter Boat (a deathtrap or saviour of the seas?)

A man falling
June 21, 2018June 21, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I can’t remember what my husband looks like!”

Meteorite
June 20, 2018August 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The 1972 Great Daylight Fireball: Our Lucky Escape & Other Asteroids

A sword glowing in the sunlight
June 19, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

First come, first severed: The Most Violent Saying Ever

Bread
June 18, 2018July 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Bread – What Is The Stuff & What Does It Do?

Wonder Boy - The Dragon's Trap Remake
June 17, 2018April 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Wonder Boy: The Dragon’s Trap – Proper Sound Sega Remake

Sunshine blogger
June 17, 2018June 17, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Sunshine Blogger Award Thing: We’re Damn Awesome

Don't Go There: The Mystery of Dyatlov Pass by Svetlana Oss
June 16, 2018February 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Mystery of Dyatlov Pass by Svetlana Oss

Door
June 15, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Dooreen (a door for people called Doreen)

A couple in a relationship
June 14, 2018June 10, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend is, like, really, like, annoying!”

Time Masters
June 13, 2018February 13, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Time Masters: Surreal & Disturbing Franco-Hungarian Sci-Fi Romp

Boulders
June 12, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

A weight off my boulders: Stone-based saying is rocky

As Slow As Possible
June 11, 2018April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

As Slow As Possible: Organ²/ASLSP—the longest musical performance ever

CrossCode
June 10, 2018April 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

CrossCode: Epic Early Access Indie RPG is Rather Excellent

Six Records of a Floating Life by Shen Fu
June 9, 2018November 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Six Records of a Floating Life by Shen Fu

Bloodchild by Octavia Butler
June 9, 2018June 9, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Octavia Butler: Bloodchild (Moonshake Books Review)

Socket
June 8, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The SOCKet (a socket made out of socks)

Witch on a broom
June 7, 2018June 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I find out if my wife is a witch?”

Jaws
June 6, 2018September 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jaws: Cinema Legend With Sharp Teeth & Maverick Sea Captain

Days
June 5, 2018June 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

7 Days Renamed for the Better

Months
June 4, 2018June 3, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

12 Months Renamed for the Better

Yoku's Island Express
June 3, 2018February 19, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Yoku’s Island Express: Super Charming Pinballvania Indie Fun

In Flanders Fields by Leon Wolff
June 2, 2018January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

In Flanders Fields – The 1917 Campaign by Leon Wolff

Coca-Cola
June 1, 2018November 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Banana and Coca-Cola Soup

A Streetcar Named Desire
May 31, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

A Streetcar Named Desire: “Stella! Hey, Stella!” Quote Off

Blade Runner
May 30, 2018July 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Blade Runner: The Final Cut – A Bloody Good Cinema Masterpiece

Duck
May 29, 2018May 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Beginner’s duck

May 28, 2018September 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How to Nail a Job Interview

Runner3 Logo
May 27, 2018September 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Runner3: Run Like Crazy, You Indie Game Loving Fool

Swann's Way by Marcel Proust
May 26, 2018January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Swann’s Way by Marcel Proust

John Wayne acting
May 25, 2018May 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Dialect Coaches (and other experts)

Pawn
May 24, 2018May 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I think my husband is addicted to pawn shops!”

Alien
May 23, 2018January 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Alien: Still One of the Scariest Scares in Scary Horror History

Recording studio
May 22, 2018May 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

What Happens to a Song When it Fades Out?

Wall
May 21, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Great Wall of Chins

Banjo-Kazooie
May 20, 2018July 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Banko-Kazooie: 20 Years on From The N64’s Classic Hairy Romp

Blackfish
May 19, 2018May 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Environmental Films: Doing Their Bit For The Planet?

Goodbye to All That by Robert Graves
May 19, 2018January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Goodbye to All That by Robert Graves

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