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Laysara: Summit Kingdom city builder game
March 1, 2026March 1, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Laysara: Summit Kingdom is a Beautiful City Builder ⛰️

Exographer the physics puzzle platformer
March 1, 2026March 1, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Exographer: Particle Physics-Based Platformer With Puzzles 🔬

Semblance
July 29, 2018July 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Semblance: Adorable & Bendy Take On 2D Platformers

The Years by Annie Ernaux
July 28, 2018August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Years by Annie Ernaux

Peas
July 27, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Peaboard (better than a keyboard)

July 26, 2018August 25, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lemon Dribble Cake (miles better than drizzle)

Saving Private Ryan
July 25, 2018August 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Saving Private Ryan: 20th Anniversary Retrospective

Ice cream van
July 24, 2018July 22, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Man Drives Ice Cream Van Off Cliff In Lancashire To “Prove A Point”

Sneeze
July 23, 2018April 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is Sneezing and is it Dangerous?

Factorio
July 22, 2018February 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Factorio: Hypnotic Real-Time Industrialisation Strategy Stuff

Zami: A New Spelling of My Name (A Biomythography) by Audre Lorde
July 21, 2018January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Zami: A New Spelling of My Name (A Biomythography) by Audre Lorde

Mouthwash
July 20, 2018July 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Improved By Adding “Mouthwash” Into The Title

Mustard and ketchup
July 19, 2018July 21, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mustard Ice Cream

Paper fortune tellers
July 18, 2018February 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Paper Fortune Tellers: How to Make These Predicting Things

Worry Dolls
July 17, 2018November 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Worry Dolls: Praising These Groovy Little Dudes

Frying pan
July 16, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Flying Pan (better than the frying pan)

The Moon
July 15, 2018July 15, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: The First Reporter on the Moon

The Future Stone
July 15, 2018April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Future Stone: Can Legend Turns Actor in Supernatural Drama

A Russian Journal by John Steinbeck
July 14, 2018January 19, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

A Russian Journal by John Steinbeck

The Supremes Court
July 13, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Supremes Court (musical law & order)

Husband and wife
July 12, 2018July 12, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband wants to become my wife!”

Trainspotting
July 11, 2018January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Trainspotting: The Legendary Shot In The Arm For British Cinema

Job interview questions
July 10, 2018July 9, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What Should You Do In a Job Interview?

Job spec for hiring
July 9, 2018July 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Job Spec: Join Our Apprenticeship Programme!

Tooth and Tail
July 8, 2018July 9, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Tooth and Tail: Redwall Inspired Strategy Romp With Extra Animals

Ikaruga
July 8, 2018April 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ikaruga: Legendary Space Shooter Shoots the Switch & PS4

Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck
July 7, 2018May 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck 🐭

Manikin female head
July 6, 2018March 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

L’Inconnue de la Seine: A Brief History of CPR Manikins

Toilet
July 5, 2018July 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What are toilets and why are there so many of them?

Flirting
July 4, 2018July 4, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

How to Chat Up a Woman – Part #2

Scarface
July 3, 2018June 30, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Scarface: “Say hello to my little friend!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Hob
July 2, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Washing Machine Hob

Hollow Knight
July 1, 2018February 9, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Hollow Knight: Macabre Indie Epic Hits The Nintendo Switch

Getting Over It
July 1, 2018January 18, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Getting Over It: Video Games Meet the Myth of Sisyphus

A Good Man is Hard to Find - Flannery O'Connor
June 30, 2018January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

A Good Man is Hard to Find by Flannery O’Connor

Finger family.
June 29, 2018June 27, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! We have 19 children… should we have more?”

Lollipops
June 28, 2018July 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What are lollipops and why do they have to exist?

The Piano
June 27, 2018August 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Piano: 25th Anniversary Review & Film Festival News

Cabbage
June 26, 2018June 26, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Cabbage Pitch (cabbage-based sports pitch)

RoboCop
June 25, 2018February 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

RoboCop: “Dead or alive, you’re coming with me!” Quote Off!

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