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Toni Erdmann the 2016 film
March 25, 2026March 25, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Toni Erdmann: Unique Joke Shop of Father-Daughter Experiences 🃏

Angine de Poitrine the experimental band
March 15, 2026March 25, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

All Hail Angine de Poitrine’s Experimental Music Get Up ⚔️

Blast Corps - Rare on the N64
February 25, 2018December 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Blast Corps: Explosive N64 Action! BOOM!

Susan Sontag - Regarding the Pain of Others
February 24, 2018November 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Regarding the Pain of Others by Susan Sontag

Credit score
February 23, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Credit sore (like a credit score, but itchier)

Owl
February 22, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Towls (towels for owls)

Mary and Max
February 21, 2018April 2, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Mary and Max: Witty Claymation Championing Good Mental Health

Morbo
February 20, 2018April 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Morbo from Futurama

The Simpsons
February 19, 2018February 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: The Simpering Sons (better than The Simpsons)

Goodbye to Berlin by Christopher Isherwood
February 17, 2018January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Goodbye to Berlin by Christopher Isherwood

Joey Tribbiani
February 16, 2018March 19, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Joey from Friends

Plant
February 15, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Walking the plant

Ravenous film
February 14, 2018August 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ravenous: Brilliant, But Forgotten, Quirky Cult Film Classic

Envelope
February 13, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Envebloke (an envelope for men only)

Tiger
February 12, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Helicoptiger (tigers flyin’ helicopters)

Mischief Makers
February 11, 2018October 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mischief Makers: The Quirky and Inventive N64 Cult Classic

Lord of the Flies
February 10, 2018January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Lord of the Flies by William Golding

Smoking in films
February 9, 2018September 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Ruined By Adding “Smmmmokin’!” Into The Name

Custard
February 8, 2018September 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cusstard (profanity-laden custard)

The Last of the Mohicans
February 7, 2018June 13, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Last of the Mohicans: Epic With One of Cinema’s Best Soundtracks

How to be a gamer
February 6, 2018July 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How to be a Gamer: Your Nihilistic Guide to Having “Fun”

A cow
February 5, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cowch (like a couch, but for cows)

Super Mario Bros. 2
February 4, 2018January 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Bros. 2: Fondly Remembering This Odd One

Cold Comfort Farm by Stella Gibbons
February 3, 2018March 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Cold Comfort Farm by Stella Gibbons

The Microcave
February 2, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Microcave (like a microwave, but not)

A book on a windowsill
February 1, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: To cut a long story short

January 31, 2018February 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Grand Budapest Hotel: Stefan Zweig Inspired Movie Excellence

January 30, 2018May 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Limbo of the Lost: Praising its Utterly Insane Game Ending

A duck
January 29, 2018January 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Orange is the New Quack

Celeste
January 28, 2018September 15, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Celeste: 2018’s First Indie Classic is a Masterpiece

January 27, 2018January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

There Once Lived a Mother Who Loved Her Children, Until They Moved Back In by Ludmilla Petrushevskaya

Brazil Film
January 26, 2018March 27, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Brazil’s Energetic Office Theme Music Analysed

When Harry Met Sally
January 25, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

When Harry Met Sally: “I’ll have what she’s having” Quote Off

A gargoyle trying to eat its foot
January 24, 2018January 23, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

15 Romantic Films Ruined By Adding “Gargoyles” To The Names!

Dumb and Dumber
January 23, 2018March 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Dumb and Dumber: America’s Best Ever Slapstick Comedy?!

Gandalf in Lego form
January 22, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Sport: G&OLF (Gandolf Related Golf)

Undertale
January 21, 2018April 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Undertale: The Game Changing & Innovative RPG

The Sea Around Us by Rachel Carson
January 20, 2018January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Sea Around Us by Rachel Carson

Speed boat and a banana boat on the ocean
January 19, 2018August 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cabbage Boat (better than a banana boat)

Porridge
January 18, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Video Games Ruined By Adding “Porridge” To The Title

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