January 21, 2019January 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

How to Punch Someone in the Face

December 27, 2018December 27, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Our office Christmas bash was a disaster!”

December 14, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Party: Time to Make Some Shapes

December 13, 2018December 13, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Britain enjoys national crisis (again) as Brexit hits the fan (again)

December 10, 2018December 10, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

How to Make Small Talk

November 30, 2018November 30, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: British Train Fares Go UP and Poor People Go MENTAL!

November 29, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Q&A With Your Learned Subject… Professional Moron!

November 19, 2018November 17, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

How to be More AGGRESSIVE!

November 8, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Moppy the Sentient Mop (for excellent mop bot mopping)

October 26, 2018March 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Government Inspection & Introducing Nude Working Days!

October 22, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Post-It Boats (sticky, but handy, boats)

October 13, 2018November 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Poverty in the UK: If you’re poor, you should work harder

October 12, 2018October 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Importance of Welcome Mats (that don’t maim anyone)

October 11, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Drum Pit (drum kits in a pit)

October 5, 2018October 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Quantitive & Qualitative Product Delineation (Plus a Clogged Toilet)

October 1, 2018October 1, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Wry Bread (for sardonic bread lovers)

September 28, 2018September 28, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Singles, Shingles, Gout, & Yuletide Prep

September 21, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column 2018: Morose Grumblings As Santa Returns For XMas

September 17, 2018September 15, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Jalapeños Renamed Jalapenos Threatening Severe ~ Job Losses

September 14, 2018September 14, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I want to be an agony aunt! How do I do it?!”

September 11, 2018September 11, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

10 High-Concept Movie Pitches For Hollywood

September 10, 2018December 31, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Emotional Intelligence Test: Find Out How Smart You Is (and are)

September 4, 2018September 4, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

10 Proven & Viable Excuses For Missing a Day At Work

August 14, 2018August 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What’s business, how do I do it, and when will I be a billionaire?

August 9, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Maramablade (a marmalade blade)

July 10, 2018July 9, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What Should You Do In a Job Interview?

July 9, 2018July 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Job Spec: Join Our Apprenticeship Programme!

July 5, 2018July 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What are toilets and why are there so many of them?

June 19, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

First come, first severed: The Most Violent Saying Ever

June 8, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The SOCKet (a socket made out of socks)

June 5, 2018June 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

7 Days Renamed for the Better

May 29, 2018May 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Beginner’s duck

May 28, 2018September 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How to Nail a Job Interview

May 25, 2018May 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Dialect Coaches (and other experts)

May 18, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Rowbot (a robot for rowing you to work)

March 27, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Service with a missile

March 15, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Gust Posting (like guest posting, but windier)

February 22, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Towls (towels for owls)