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Tag: cheese

The Brietles a Beatles tribute band with brie
January 21, 2025January 21, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Brietles: Cheese-Based Beatles Tribute Band 🧀

Cheese haiku
October 18, 2024October 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday: Cheese Extravangaza! 🧀

Buckets of melted cheese being delivered by a helicopter
June 27, 2024June 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Buckets of Melted Cheese Delivery Service Ltd. 🪣🧀 [Sponsored Post]

The husband obsessed with melting lots of cheese
April 22, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is obsessed with melting cheese!” 🧀

The Cheese on Toast Museum
February 22, 2024February 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Cheese on Toast Museum 🍞🧀 [Sponsored Post]

Mozzarella History
April 28, 2023April 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of Mozzarella

The history of cheese
June 17, 2022June 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Cheese 🧀

The history of quiche
May 27, 2022May 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Quiche is the French Tart With Pastry & Cheesy Goodness

Red Leicester cheese from supermarket Iceland
December 23, 2021December 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Red Leicester: Is This Britain’s Greatest Cheese?

Golden Wonder Cheese and Onion crisps
November 26, 2021November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cheese & Onion Crisps: Tribute to This Oddball Potato Chip Combo

Gorgonzola cheese next to a pear
October 4, 2021October 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Gorgonzola at Work: Employment Laws on Veined Blue Cheese

Parmo - the Middlesbrough trademark dish
June 18, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Parmo: Middlesbrough’s Teeside Cheesy Treat

Cheese on toast under a grill
May 28, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cheese on Toast: Comfort Food Snack Suitable With Marmite

An assortment of cartoon cheese
May 17, 2021May 17, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cheese at Work: Understanding Dairy and Employment Law

A cheese tea from Ohayo Tea in Manchester city centre
May 4, 2021May 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cheese Tea: The Lowdown on the Cheesy Beverage

Lancashire Cheese Bomb
March 26, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Lancashire Bomb Cheese: Non-Explosive Tasty Dairy Product

A picture of golden, crispy cauliflower cheese
January 18, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cauliflower Cheese: Hearty Dish for a Winter’s Day, Our Kid

A Grand Day Out
May 20, 2020June 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

A Grand Day Out: Wallace and Gromit Prove the Moon is Cheese

A range of sliced cheeses
March 3, 2020June 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Cheese & England: A History of Patriotic Dairy Delights

Running of the cheese
October 17, 2018November 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Running of the Cheese: Danger in the Name of Dairy

How to improve rap music
September 26, 2017April 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

12 Rap Albums Improved by Adding Cheese Names to the Title

Fetid cheese
September 11, 2017September 10, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Fetid Cheese (like feta cheese, but putrid)

Fromaige Fred
August 21, 2017August 16, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Fromage Frais to be Renamed Fromage Fred

Cheese on toast addiction
December 28, 2016May 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! All my wife eats is cheese on toast!”

Cheese on roast
March 29, 2016April 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cheese on Roast (dinner)!

Cheese Tea
December 17, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Drink: Cheese Tea!

April 6, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What Is Goat’s Cheese?

January 2, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The 2015 Beverage Revolution: Brie Tea!

November 11, 2014November 11, 2014 Mr. Wapojif

When Is A Generalisation Not A Generalisation?

Cheese
May 9, 2014February 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Great Works of Literature Ruined by Putting “Cheese” in the Title

February 14, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Stuff To Get On Valentine’s Day

January 25, 2013January 14, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Beetles make Brie!

January 13, 2013October 14, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Sandwiches: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

Santa Christmas list writing guide
November 28, 2012August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Our Christmas List to Santa Claus: A Writer’s Guide

A scary hand on a pane of glass
October 22, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Human Fear Explained: A Theoretical Pontification

Cartoon icons of popular things from Halloween
October 11, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Things To Dress Up As On Halloween

Stickmen performing common Olympic events
August 3, 2012November 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

DIY Olympics: Turn Your Living Room Into a Contest

An emergency first aid kit
July 14, 2012July 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Emergency Products: The Many & Varied Uses

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