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A book collection in black and white, with a DVD of Princess Mononoke
January 16, 2021January 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Very Best of Book of da Week

The Rotten Romans by Terry Deary
November 14, 2020November 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Horrible Histories Series by Terry Deary

A colourful alphabet
April 13, 2020April 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: The XYZ-Files (better than the X-Files)

Gazillionaire
February 9, 2020March 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Gazillionaire: Get Good at Deep Space Trading Shenanigans

Overhead projector
September 5, 2019September 5, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Overhead Projectors: The Object, The Myth, And The Legend

Bird Photo Booth 2.0
March 28, 2019March 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Bird Photo Booth 2.0 & Ostdrossel’s Fabulous Hungry Birds

Bananas
October 8, 2018October 8, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is the banana, why is it yellow, and is it dangerous?

August 26, 2018August 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Three Tips To Becoming A Costume Designer – Resa McConaghy

An escalator
August 23, 2018August 19, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Escalacalculator (all-in-one mathematics & movement)

Burning
August 16, 2018August 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Burnalism (journalism, but with more flames)

Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck
July 7, 2018January 23, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck

Socks
May 15, 2018May 13, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Sockiology: Researching the Role of Socks in Human Society

A bull
November 30, 2017November 30, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The School Bull (better than a school bell)

The history of the dunce cap
August 15, 2017January 20, 2020Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Dunce Cap

Moonshake Books - Classical Music
October 5, 2016October 5, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Moonshake Books: Forcing You to Like Classical Music Since 10/16

Stephen Malinowski - Pachelbel Canon in D
September 16, 2016October 5, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Pachelbel’s Canon in D: A ChromaDepth 3D Detailing

Unnecessary spelling
May 26, 2016May 26, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Why is “Unnecessary” so Unnecessarily Difficult to Spell?

Otters
March 4, 2016March 4, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Otters (and why they aren’t related to snakes)!

Seven Brief Lessons on Physics by Carlo Rovelli
October 3, 2015January 20, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Seven Brief Lessons on Physics by Carlo Rovelli

Cats
May 20, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why Do Cats Purr? Check Out Our Genuinely Insane Theories!

Europe
July 2, 2014January 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Understanding Geography: Part 1 – Europe!

May 6, 2013August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Be An Englishman/woman For The Day

April 3, 2013April 3, 2013Mr. Wapojif

What Happens When You Leave Bread Out?

March 23, 2013July 18, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of the Egg and Spoon Race

March 8, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Violins Should Rule The Earth

English written in a fancy font
September 30, 2012February 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Guide to English

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