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Tag: Films

The Empire Strikes Back - No. I am your father.
April 7, 2017April 7, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “No. I am your father.” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Terminator - Your clothes, give them to me. Now.
March 29, 2017January 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Terminator: “Your clothes, give them to me” Quote Off Extravaganza

Casablanca - We'll always have Paris
March 22, 2017August 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Casablanca: “We’ll always have Paris” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Jurassic Park (1993) movie logo
March 5, 2017May 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Jurassic Park: “Must go faster” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Jurassic Park - Clever girl
February 23, 2017May 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Jurassic Park: “Clever girl…” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Braveheart - They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom
February 9, 2017July 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Braveheart: “They may take our lives, but they’ll never take… our freedom!” Quote Off Extravaganza

The Jailer - Terry Gilliam in Monty Python's the Life of Brian
February 5, 2017April 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of the Jailer from Monty Python’s Life of Brian

Bonnie and Clyde
January 29, 2017January 29, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Bonnie and Clyde: “We rob banks” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Godfather - I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse
January 15, 2017January 8, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

The Godfather: “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Casablanca - Here's looking at you, kid
December 30, 2016December 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Casablanca: “Here’s looking at you, kid” Quote Off Extravaganza!

If it bleeds we can kill it
December 24, 2016September 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Predator: “If it bleeds, we can kill it” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Acocalypse Now - I love the smell of napalm in the morning
December 14, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Apocalypse Now: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Notes on Blindness
December 11, 2016September 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on Blindness: Remarkable Insights on a Sightless World

Propcorn - Popcorn and movie props
December 7, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Propcorn (movie props & popcorn all-in-one)

The Legend of Barney Thomson
November 30, 2016November 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Cemolina From the Legend of Barney Thomson

The Empire Strikes Back - I love You, I know
November 8, 2016July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Empire Strikes Back: “I Love You”, “I know” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Jiro Dreams of Sushi
October 27, 2016October 27, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Jiro Dreams of Sushi: 91st Birthday for Sushi’s Pre-Eminent Genius

Superhero cake - cape
September 30, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cape (like cake, but with more capes)

Alien 3 Spinoff
September 8, 2016February 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Alien 3.4 Children

Corn on the Cobb from Inception
September 1, 2016May 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Corn on the Cobb (Inception Inspired Dinner)

Snakes on a Plain
August 16, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Snakes on a Plain

Conan the Barber Man
August 11, 2016August 11, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Conan the Barber Man

Aliens - Get away from her, you bitch!
July 31, 2016May 19, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Aliens: “Get away from her, you bitch!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Cove documentary
July 3, 2016October 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Cove: Celebrated Documentary which Took on the World

Blackfish
June 19, 2016January 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Blackfish: The World Changing Super Awesome Documentary

Titanic - Jack I'm flying
June 12, 2016February 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Titanic: “I’m flying… Jack!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Aliens
June 5, 2016April 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Aliens: 30th Anniversary For James Cameron’s Masterpiece

Ayrton Senna documentary
May 15, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Senna: An Inspiring F1 Documentary For Everyone

As Good As It Gets: You make me want to be a better man
April 17, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

As Good As It Gets: “You make me want to be a better man” Super Quote Off Extravaganza!

Jaws The Revenge
March 20, 2016September 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jaws: The Revenge—The Movie Abomination We Love

Hail, Caesar!
March 16, 2016August 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Hail, Caesar! Would that it were so simple

Fargo poster
March 8, 2016August 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Fargo: Kinda Funny Lookin’ 1996 Black Comedy Classic

Princess Mononoke DVD
February 14, 2016March 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Princess Mononoke: Behold Studio Ghibli’s Masterpiece

Love Actually - To me you are perfect
December 31, 2015December 31, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Love Actually: “To me, you are perfect” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Empire of the Sun Steven Spielberg
December 6, 2015December 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Empire of the Sun: WWII Epic Coming-of-Age Drama 🌅

The Madness of King George
November 29, 2015November 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Madness of King George: The Art Behind Going Mad

The Land Before Time
November 16, 2015April 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Land Before Time: The Excellent Dino Animated Romp

Gone with the Wind poster
October 27, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Gone with the Wind: “You should be kissed” Quote Off Extravaganza!

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