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Tag: Humor

A man saying he itches a lot
September 14, 2020September 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband itches himself at embarrassing times!”

A Reply Guy sitting behind his Apple Mac computer.
September 11, 2020September 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Reply Guys: Documenting This Responsive Online Craze

A head louse lying on its back in the dark
September 7, 2020September 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have head lice and nits!”

A toilet with a red tiled background
September 3, 2020September 3, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps clogging the toilet!”

Oranges hanging in a tree
September 1, 2020August 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I have scurvy! What do I do?” 

A clock with 24 hours in the day
August 31, 2020August 31, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

25: The Long-Awaited Sequel to 24

Fresh vegetables piled together
August 25, 2020August 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I make my kids eat vegetables?”

A person lifting their foot up, displaying their ankle behind socks
August 24, 2020August 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I’ve sprained my ankle!”

A man contemplating picking his nose whilst at work
August 20, 2020August 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Can Employees Pick Their Nose At Work?

A man standing in a gas mask
August 18, 2020August 19, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has bad breath!”

A man holding his head in stress
August 17, 2020August 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I avoid dandruff?”

A hypermasculine muscular arm
August 13, 2020August 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Hypermasculinity: How to Exert Your Superiority

A man clutching his stomach in pain
August 11, 2020July 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why do I get indigestion?”

A bathtub with a plughole
August 10, 2020July 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s hair keeps clogging the bath!”

A chess board the its 32 pieces
August 7, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Skydiving Chess (strategy from a height)

A giant foot with toenails about to stamp on idyllic countryside
August 4, 2020July 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s toenail clippings are a deal breaker!”

A thermometer and a mixture of drugs
August 3, 2020July 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop my headache?”

A foot with toenails and a flower between the big toe
July 28, 2020July 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “What do I do about my ingrowing toenail?”

A hammer with bent nails following some DIY
July 27, 2020July 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a DIY disaster!

Ee Ba Gum
July 23, 2020July 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ee Ba Gum: The Greatest Saying in English History

A man looking shocked at his broken tooth
July 21, 2020July 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why is my front tooth wobbling?”

A man holding his hands out to crack his knuckles
July 20, 2020July 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Knuckle cracking… how do I make my husband stop?!”

A red employee amongst the blue, to indicate the best job candidate
July 14, 2020July 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Apply to Become the Professional Moron Apprentice!

A bearded man adjusting his tie
July 13, 2020July 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s hairy chest has taken over his life!”

Grand Theft Auto V
July 12, 2020July 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Grand Theft Auto V: An Entertaining & Violent Game

Broforce
July 12, 2020February 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Broforce: Hypermasculine Macho Game About Manly Men

The Ascen
July 11, 2020January 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Ascent of Rum Doodle by W. E. Bowman

Business people having a meeting with two shaking hands
July 10, 2020July 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Returning to Work After Coronavirus: The Professional Moron Story

A batch of US dollar notes
July 7, 2020July 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend wants to rob a bank!”

A female tennis playing hitting a ball
July 6, 2020January 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Grunting in Tennis: A History of Screaming on the Court

Garfield at Large
July 4, 2020July 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Garfield by Jim Davis

Innovation in business
July 3, 2020August 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

7 Incredible Startup Ideas for the Business World

Traditional English fish & chips
July 2, 2020July 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Fish & Chips: The Dish That Defines a Nation

A cement mixer in a construction yard
June 30, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cement Bitcher (like a cement mixer, but bitchier)

An unmade bed in the dark
June 29, 2020September 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband keeps wetting the bed!”

Earthworm Jim 3D on the Nintendo 64
June 28, 2020November 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Earthworm Jim 3D: Not Particularly Groovy N64 Outing

A man performing the butterfly swimming stroke in a pool
June 26, 2020June 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Butterfly Stroke: Explaining The Swimming Style From Hell

A giant smiling pink mouth with teeth
June 25, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bombjela (like bonjela, but more explosive)

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