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Tag: Humor

A man and a woman in love
January 28, 2020January 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Marriage Tips: How to be a Brilliant Husband or Wife (or both)

The Wizard of Oz
January 24, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Wizard of Oz: “There’s no place like home” Quote Off Extravaganza!

A human skull covered in horrifying blood
January 23, 2020January 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

15 Horror Films Ruined by Adding “Snuggums” Into the Title

Bald man working out lifting weights in the gym
January 21, 2020January 19, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband’s sweaty armpits are gross!”

Romantic dinner setting with wine glasses and candles
January 15, 2020January 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband got me a weird anniversary present!”

Manchester city centre with buildings and apartment blocks
January 14, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Flatmates & Neighbours: The Very Best of Our Rental History

Business mission statement
January 9, 2020August 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

20 FREE Mission Statements For Businesses

The Young Ones with Rik, Vyvyan, Neil, and Mike
January 8, 2020February 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Young Ones: Anarchic BBC Comedy Stuff of Legends

Crazy ex-boyfriends - a guy wielding an axe
January 7, 2020November 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! What do I do about my crazy exes?!”

Flame Hyenard
January 5, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Flame Hyenard: “Burn to the ground!” in Mega Man X7

A love heart tied to some rope
January 3, 2020March 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Women Seeking Women Special!

Love hearts in a crossword puzzle
January 2, 2020January 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Men Seeking Men Special!

Women seeking men in dating
December 31, 2019December 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Women Seeking Men Special!

A man dating a woman in a Santa hat
December 30, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Men Seeking Women Special!

Wattam
December 29, 2019January 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Wattam: The Most Bizarre Indie Game of 2019

Mr. Bumap by Roger Hargreaves
December 28, 2019March 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Men by Roger Hargreaves

Christmas Dayy Santa and snow with a baubel
December 26, 2019April 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Christmas Day Report 2019

Skyrim
December 24, 2019December 21, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Skyrim Acting: Real Life Depictions of Dodgy AI & Bugs

Santa Claus picking up a Christmas item
December 23, 2019December 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Maladies & Mobilty Scooters

A sleepy looking pug on a bed
December 19, 2019August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: How to Fall Asleep

A nagging woman
December 18, 2019December 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop the wife nagging?”

Winter Wonderlad
December 16, 2019March 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Bone-Crunching Accidents & Online Dating

A football crowd at a match one beautiful evening
December 12, 2019December 12, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband is a football hooligan!”

Christmas gifts in multicoloured boxes
December 9, 2019December 31, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Terrifying Stocking Fillers & Santa Joins Instagram!

Blogging on WordPress
December 5, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Questions… Answered! From Extra Life

Disciplinary hearing
December 4, 2019December 3, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boss has called me to a disciplinary meeting!”

Oliver Twist film poster
December 3, 2019November 25, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Oliver Twist: “Please, sir, I want some more” Quote Off!

Let it snow!
December 2, 2019December 2, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Ho, Ho, Ho! Lots of Snow & Swearing!

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
November 29, 2019November 25, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “Never tell me the odds!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

A crocodile lying beside a pond
November 28, 2019November 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband bought our son a pet crocodile!”

Season's Greetings Christmas card with polar bears
November 25, 2019November 26, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Father Christmas Engages Nice Mode

Super Mario Kart on the SNES
November 22, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mike Matei & Super Mario Kart—F1 Tracks Hack Amusement

Kindergarten Cop with Arnold Schwarzenegger
November 21, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Kindergarten Cop: “I’m a cop, you idiot!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

YouTube Christmas Santa stream
November 18, 2019November 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: YouTube Live Streaming Chaos & A Day Off

A stick man urinating into a toilet
November 14, 2019November 14, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is driving me insane by peeing into the middle of the toilet!”

The Star Wars character posing on an Empire Strikes Back poster
November 12, 2019November 12, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “It’s a trap!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Pollution coming out of a chimney during a sunset
November 11, 2019November 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Silent Night, Holy Coup D’état (and pollution)

NBA 2K15 basketball player
November 8, 2019November 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

NBA 2K15: Voice Acting So Bizarrely Bad It’s Comedy Genius

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