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Haiku Friday #1: Professional Moron Does Japanese Poetry

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Canned Laughter: The Origins of Automated “Aahahaha!” Oddness

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Exclusive Santa Column: Mr. & Mrs. Santa Claus’ Romantic Dinner

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Exclusive Invention: Slipper Kippers (for wearing and eating!)

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Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why can’t I say ‘mankind’ no more?!”

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Sudden Impact: “Go ahead, make my day” Quote Off Extravaganza!

June 20, 2017June 21, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Are Owls So Bloody Wise?

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Exclusive Invention: Toilet Cloner (miles better than toilet cleaner)

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