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Tag: Language

Insulting fish names
June 28, 2016February 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

10 Fish That Sound Like You’re Insulting Someone

Unnecessary spelling
May 26, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Why is “Unnecessary” so Unnecessarily Difficult to Spell?

Hail, Caesar!
March 16, 2016August 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Hail, Caesar! Would that it were so simple

Umbrella
February 12, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Ermbrella (like umbrellas, but with elocution)

Camel Casing
November 18, 2015November 18, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Camel Casing: In The Making Of This Glorious Headline, no Camels were Harmed

Satsumas
November 11, 2015November 11, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Fruit: Sittingsumas (like satsumas, but with better English)!

Independent clause
November 6, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Films That Never Were: Rebel Without an Independent Clause

Eggs
September 16, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

The Many and Varied Reasons why Eggs aren’t Egregious!

Vans
August 19, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Van Security Special: Who Is The Vanguard Of Van Guarding?

Vegetables
August 10, 2015February 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

10 Vegetables That Sound Like You’re Insulting Someone

Disappointment
July 7, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Is There An Ointment For Disappointment?

June 17, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Pander To A Panda Who Panders

June 14, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Why Aren’t There Three Es In “Trees”?

May 11, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What Is It With Oxymorons?

Sushi
April 7, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

If There’s Wasabi… Why Isn’t There Wereabi?

April 6, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What Is Goat’s Cheese?

February 6, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Is It Possible To Bait Breath?

February 28, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Do You Have “LOL” Tourette’s Syndrome?

How to deal with small talk in a taxi
December 4, 2012August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How to Behave in a Taxi: The Banal Chitchat Guide

A calendar month with the weekends highlighted
October 5, 2012August 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Fun Things To Do This Weekend

Google's search engine-min
June 8, 2012April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Brilliance of Google Translate

At the end of the day, the end of the day is at the end of the day.
May 22, 2012November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

At the End of the Day: Stop Saying That Stupid Term

LOL
February 22, 2012August 5, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How LOL And ROFLMAO Destroyed The World

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