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September 4, 2021June 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #4: Mental Health at the Movies

A dressed up couple holding champagne glasses at an event
August 31, 2021August 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does the wife take 12 hours to get ready?”

Jam roly-poly served with custard
August 27, 2021August 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jam Roly-Poly: Jolly Dessert That’s Good With Custard

Egor's Equity Release Emporium (and chippy)
August 26, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Egor’s Equity Release Emporium (& Chippy) [Sponsored Post]

Pinocchio with his giant nose
August 24, 2021August 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Is my nose hair problem life threatening?”

Scrambled eggs with chives on top
August 20, 2021August 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Scrambled Eggs: Breakfast or Lunch Special Anyone Can Cook

A woman on a date holding a coffee
August 17, 2021August 18, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I need help with my post-lockdown dating life!”

An employee working in an office with a plant
August 16, 2021August 15, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Fake Plants at Work: Laws on Maintaining Spurious Organisms

A woman holding her mouth after hiccuping
August 10, 2021August 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop the hiccups?”

Demented Doreen's Disastrous Dating Department
August 5, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Demented Doreen’s Disastrous Dating Department [Sponsored Post]

A bin for an app icon
August 3, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Binder—The App For Finding Your Dream Bin

Some graffiti of a mouth drooling
August 2, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Should my husband be drooling this much?”

Heinz Salad Cream
July 30, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Salad Cream: The Underdog Condiment That’s Good With Veg

Whiplash Wendy's Wonderful Taxi Warehouse
July 29, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Whiplash Wendy’s Wonderful Taxi Warehouse [Sponsored Post]

A large cartoon doodle
July 26, 2021October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Doodling at Work: Laws on Artistic Expression in Work

A white doily on a table
July 23, 2021July 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My doily mad wife is destroying our marriage!”

A cartoon Christmas pudding
July 16, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Pudding: Ultimate Dessert Packs a Fiery Punch

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July 10, 2021November 26, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #2: Food Ranting & Observations

A pot of jellied eels
July 9, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jellied Eels: Will Put Hair On Your Eyebrows

Gobby Gary's Gigantic Gymnasium Group
July 8, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Gobby Gary’s Gigantic Gymnasium Group [Sponsored Post]

One hand typing on a keyboard whilst the other hand drums on the desk
July 5, 2021August 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Drumming Fingers on a Desk: Work Laws on Noise Nuisance

A bottle of Lea & Perrins Worcestershire Sauce
July 2, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Worcestershire Sauce: Everyone’s Favourite Unpronounceable Fermented Liquid

Horrible Harry's Horrendous Holiday Hotspots
July 1, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Horrible Harry’s Horrendous Holiday Hotspots [Sponsored Post]

A messy duvet with a dog's paws underneath the duvet cover
June 29, 2021June 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do you put a duvet cover on a duvet?”

A team of employees at work discussing body odour
June 28, 2021June 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Body Odour at Work: Controlling Stink in the Workplace

HP Sauce next to Big Ben in London
June 25, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Brown Sauce: How HP Sauce Conquered Blighty

Barmy Bill's Bonkers Botox Removal
June 24, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Barmy Bill’s Bonkers Botox Removal Business [Sponsored Post]

A large amount of grey pebbles on the ground
June 19, 2021October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Grey: The History of an Underrated Dull Colour

Employees holding indoor sparklers near the American flag
June 14, 2021June 13, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Fireworks at Work: The Rules on Controlled Workplace Explosions

A cartoon drawing of a packet of chewing gum
June 8, 2021June 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Chewing Gum at Work: How to Make Your Employees Behave

Murray the Hamster
June 5, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Murray the Hamster: The Q1 Rodent Report

Barrels lined up in a row
June 1, 2021May 26, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has quit his job to live in a barrel…”

A man pointing at a spreadsheet on his device wearing bright socks with shoes
May 31, 2021May 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Stubbing Toes at Work: Can Your Employees Sue?

Cheese on toast under a grill
May 28, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cheese on Toast: Comfort Food Snack Suitable With Marmite

Aliens below a spaceship on Earth
May 27, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #7: Aliens Behaving Badly on Holiday

A cartoon man at work yawning heavily
May 25, 2021April 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Yawning at Work: Rules on Open Mouths in the Workplace

The Sunshine Blogger Award Challenge
May 22, 2021May 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Sunshine Blogger Award Challenge #5: Answers to Culture Qs!

Free Solo the film about Alex Honnold
May 19, 2021May 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Free Solo: Documentary About Climbing a Rock

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