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Aliens have not come in peace for traffic lights
August 16, 2022August 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #16: Aliens Object Violently to Traffic Lights

Space Jeeves the space butler
August 8, 2022August 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #15: Aliens Seeking Posh British Butlers

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe DLC Wave 2
August 7, 2022August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe DLC Wave 2: More Racing Excellence

Minit Fun Racer
August 7, 2022August 5, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Minit Fun Racer: Frenetic Bursts of Arcade Racing (all for charity)

The History of Miso Soup
August 5, 2022July 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Miso Soup

Get Condensation to get condensed milk
August 4, 2022August 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Cantankerous Condensation Company [Sponsored Post]

How to create children who aren't spoiled
August 2, 2022August 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I deal with spoiled brats for kids?”

When your hair gets angry and demands a perm
August 1, 2022August 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “My head of hair is demanding a perm!”

The history of la baguette
July 29, 2022July 30, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of la Baguette 🥖

Carla's Curious Cape Construction Company
July 28, 2022July 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Carla’s Curious Cape Construction Company 🦸 [Sponsored Post]

Best friends shouldn't copycat each other
July 25, 2022July 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My best friend is copying everything in my life!”

Heatwave Haiku special
July 22, 2022July 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Heatwave Haiku: Perspiration and Poetry 🥵

Ryan's Rubbish Roof Repair Robots
July 21, 2022July 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ryan’s Rubbish Roof Repair Robots [Sponsored Post]

Aliens think the meaning of life is to do the dishes
July 19, 2022July 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #14: Aliens Needing Humans to do the Dishes

Speed Dating For Ghosts
July 17, 2022July 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Speed Dating For Ghosts: Enter the World of Dead Dating

The History of Popcorn
July 15, 2022July 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Popcorn 🍿

Should Rhododendrons be illegal at work?
July 12, 2022July 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Rhododendron Bushes at Work: Laws on the Large Flowering Shrub

Do brooding bodyguards save marriages
July 11, 2022July 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why’s my husband hired a bodyguard to protect me?”

Gary's Grate Grammur-Lesson's
July 7, 2022July 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Gary’s Grate Grammur Lesson’s [Sponsored Post]

Throwmance the romantic practice of throwing things at people
July 5, 2022July 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Throwmance—my husband’s new take on romance”

Crustless sandwiches aren't evil
July 4, 2022July 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Crustless Sandwiches at Work: Laws For No Crusts With Bread

Fall Guys the indie game
July 3, 2022July 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Fall Guys: Mini-Games, Jellybeans, Joy, Carnage… FUN!

The History of Pizza
July 1, 2022July 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Pizza 🍕

Bob's Bargain Brain Surgery Bonanza
June 30, 2022July 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Bob’s Bargain Brain Surgery Bonanza 🧠 [Sponsored Post]

The history of houmous
June 24, 2022June 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Hummus (or houmous, if you prefer that)

The Geysers and Geezers shop
June 23, 2022June 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Geysers & Geezers Pub [Sponsored Post]

Kermode & Mayo's Take podcast
June 22, 2022June 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Kermode & Mayo’s Take: The UK’s Best Place For Film Reviews, Yo

Aliens demand dinosaurs to abduct
June 20, 2022June 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #13: Aliens DEMAND Dinosaurs

The history of cheese
June 17, 2022June 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Cheese 🧀

Windshield Wipers is the hottest club in town
June 16, 2022June 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Windshield Wipers is the BEST Club in Town [Sponsored Post]

The history of sushi
June 10, 2022June 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Sushi 🍣

Frank's Flower Shop
June 9, 2022May 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Frank’s Flower Shop (with Wigan Kebabs) [Sponsored Post]

The History of Burgers
June 3, 2022March 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Greasy History of Burgers (and some other patty facts) 🍔

Tabitha's Tea Shop and Atom Bomb Test Site
June 2, 2022May 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Tabitha’s Tea Shop & Atom Bomb Test Site [Sponsored Post]

MoroniCast podcast logo
May 28, 2022June 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast #12: Ramblings on Remote Working

The history of quiche
May 27, 2022May 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Quiche is the French Tart With Pastry & Cheesy Goodness

Bad Bin Bags
May 26, 2022May 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Billy’s Big Bad Bin Bag Business [Sponsored Post]

A group of aliens desperately trying to get a doormat
May 24, 2022May 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #12: Aliens Demanding Doormats

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