Yellow circle

Professional Moron

Daily Doses of Satire & Culture

Menu Skip to content
  • Silliness
    • Insane Inventions
    • Sponsored Posts
    • Alien Abduction Diaries
    • Great Sayings Revisited
    • Hamsters
    • Haiku Friday
  • Features
    • Business Advice
    • Exclusive Santa Newsletter!
    • Agony Aunt
    • Ask Dr. Moron
    • Formula 1
    • MoroniCast Podcast
  • Food
    • Genius New Recipes
    • World Food History
    • British Food History
    • Food Disasters
  • Films, TV, Music
    • Film Reviews (serious ones)
    • Film Quote Off Extravaganzas
    • Epic Music
    • Drumming Stuff
    • Art Stuff
    • TV Shows That Never Were
    • Great Books That Never Were
    • The Story of the Fake Band
  • Groovy Books
    • Serious Books
    • Not So Serious Books
    • Travel Writing
    • Our Short Stories
  • Video Games
    • Indie Games
    • Retro Gaming
    • AAA Games
  • About

Tag: Lifestyle

A pot of jellied eels
July 9, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jellied Eels: Will Put Hair On Your Eyebrows

Gobby Gary's Gigantic Gymnasium Group
July 8, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Gobby Gary’s Gigantic Gymnasium Group [Sponsored Post]

One hand typing on a keyboard whilst the other hand drums on the desk
July 5, 2021August 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Drumming Fingers on a Desk: Work Laws on Noise Nuisance

A bottle of Lea & Perrins Worcestershire Sauce
July 2, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Worcestershire Sauce: Everyone’s Favourite Unpronounceable Fermented Liquid

Horrible Harry's Horrendous Holiday Hotspots
July 1, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Horrible Harry’s Horrendous Holiday Hotspots [Sponsored Post]

A messy duvet with a dog's paws underneath the duvet cover
June 29, 2021June 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do you put a duvet cover on a duvet?”

A team of employees at work discussing body odour
June 28, 2021June 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Body Odour at Work: Controlling Stink in the Workplace

HP Sauce next to Big Ben in London
June 25, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Brown Sauce: How HP Sauce Conquered Blighty

Barmy Bill's Bonkers Botox Removal
June 24, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Barmy Bill’s Bonkers Botox Removal Business [Sponsored Post]

A large amount of grey pebbles on the ground
June 19, 2021October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Grey: The History of an Underrated Dull Colour

Employees holding indoor sparklers near the American flag
June 14, 2021June 13, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Fireworks at Work: The Rules on Controlled Workplace Explosions

A cartoon drawing of a packet of chewing gum
June 8, 2021June 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Chewing Gum at Work: How to Make Your Employees Behave

Murray the Hamster
June 5, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Murray the Hamster: The Q1 Rodent Report

Barrels lined up in a row
June 1, 2021May 26, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband has quit his job to live in a barrel…”

A man pointing at a spreadsheet on his device wearing bright socks with shoes
May 31, 2021May 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Stubbing Toes at Work: Can Your Employees Sue?

Cheese on toast under a grill
May 28, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cheese on Toast: Comfort Food Snack Suitable With Marmite

Aliens below a spaceship on Earth
May 27, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #7: Aliens Behaving Badly on Holiday

A cartoon man at work yawning heavily
May 25, 2021April 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Yawning at Work: Rules on Open Mouths in the Workplace

The Sunshine Blogger Award Challenge
May 22, 2021May 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Sunshine Blogger Award Challenge #5: Answers to Culture Qs!

Free Solo the film about Alex Honnold
May 19, 2021May 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Free Solo: Documentary About Climbing a Rock

A psychic woman with a third eye, her hands covering her other two
May 18, 2021May 17, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband thinks he’s psychic!”

An assortment of cartoon cheese
May 17, 2021May 17, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cheese at Work: Understanding Dairy and Employment Law

Three pasties on a doily
May 14, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Pasty: British Baked Pastry is Very, Very British

A hand in black and white showing the knuckles
May 13, 2021May 12, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “If I crack my knuckles will I die horribly?”

A lawn full of blades of grass
May 11, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bulletproof Grass (to protect your lawns)

Cooked mussels in a bowl
May 10, 2021May 10, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cooking Mussels in the Office: Guide to Staff Mollusc Conduct

A woman juggling four balls in a mountainous region
May 8, 2021August 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Juggling: Cascading Our Way Through Time 🤹‍♂️🤹‍♀️

A cheese tea from Ohayo Tea in Manchester city centre
May 4, 2021May 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cheese Tea: The Lowdown on the Cheesy Beverage

A full English breakfast, including baked beans on toast
May 3, 2021May 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Hit Singles Improved By Adding “Beans” Into the Title

A man wearing a pink shirt
April 29, 2021April 30, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why does my husband wear pink shirts!?”

A cartoon depiction of Listerine mouthwash
April 27, 2021April 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mouthwash at Work: The Law on Letting Your Employees Gargle

Scones with crème fraîche and jam on top
April 23, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Scones: Delightful Afternoon Tea Dish That’s Spiffing

A run down shed with a green bike next to it
April 20, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Teapot Shed (for brews and shovel storage)

An employee slouching at his desk at work
April 19, 2021April 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How Your Employees Should Sit at Their Desks at Work

Geometry Dash
April 18, 2021April 18, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Geometry Dash: Addictive Endless Runner With Dance Music

A roast dinner with beef, gravy, roast potatoes, veg, and a Yorkshire pudding
April 15, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Sunday Roast Dinner: It Doesn’t Get More British Than This!

Three different coloured juggling clubs
April 14, 2021April 14, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Juggle Three Clubs: Your Guide to Juggling Fun

An alien spaceship
April 13, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #4: Aliens Seeking Kippers

Posts navigation

Older posts
Newer posts

Follow Professional Moron on WordPress.com
  • Bluesky
  • YouTube

Popular Posts

Exclusive Santa Column: The Great Barbie Doll Christmas Push!
Agony Aunt: "How do I make romantic gestures to my woman?"
Ask Dr. Moron: "How do I recover from a cold?"
Marmite: How is it Made?
Notes on the "Lost German Girl" of Post-WWII
Where's Wally? by Martin Handford
The Wigan Kebab: Pie Barm With Stodge and Northerness
The 50 Best Modern 2D Platformers (2026 Edition) 🕹️
Linger: The Slow Food Café 🫕 [Sponsored Post]
Great Films That Never Were: Bladder Runner 2049

Need Something?

Complete PM History

Copyright & All That

© Professional Moron: 2012-2026. Unauthorised use or duplication of our content without permission is a no. If you use excerpts, provide us with credit. Or else!

Create a website or blog at WordPress.com

Privacy & Cookies: This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this website, you agree to their use.
To find out more, including how to control cookies, see here: Cookie Policy

Loading Comments...