Tag: Lifestyle
Environmental Films: Doing Their Bit For The Planet?
Exclusive Invention: The Rowbot (a robot for rowing you to work)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Me missus wants me to tattoo her name into me forehead!”
How to Climb Mount Everest (Your Official, Moronic Survival Guide)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I divorce my girlfriend?!”
Exclusive Invention: The Wall Bath (a bath in a wall)
Exclusive Invention: The Mushbroom (a mushroom sweep)
Exclusive Recipe: The Balaclava Baklava (fashion & food in one)
How to Write a Threatening Letter
15 Romantic Comedies Ruined By Adding “Sneeze” Into The Title
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should me and my girlfriend have kids or pets?!”
Exclusive Invention: The Sink Shower (for personal hygiene and doing the dishes!)
Exclusive Recipe: Mustard Soup
Exclusive Recipe: Potato Au Grating (now with extra “grated” potato)
Invention: Jackstammer (jackhammer for stammerers)
Exclusive Invention: Kneeball (much better than football)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Me bird hates me gansgta slang aiiiiiiie”
Exclusive Recipe: Bleach on Toast (better than beans on toast)
Exclusive Recipe: Flavourless Ice Cream
Exclusive Recipe & Invention: Rhubarbed Wire (like barbed wire, but tastier)
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Stronger Things (better than Stranger Things)
Assam Tea with Vanilla: The Greatest Tea Tragedy of Our Time!
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I think my girlfriend is pregnant!”
Exclusive Recipe: Choco-Late (chocolate you give to someone when you’re late)
Exclusive Recipe: Lasagneigh (lasagne made by horses)
Exclusive Recipe: Paint au Chocolat (better than pain au chocolat)
Exclusive Invention: Credit sore (like a credit score, but itchier)
Exclusive Recipe: Cusstard (profanity-laden custard)
Exclusive Invention: The Cowch (like a couch, but for cows)
Exclusive Invention: The Microcave (like a microwave, but not)
Lonely Hearts Column 2018: Men Seeking Women
How to Shave Your Face (manly man’s guide)
Exclusive Invention: Exercise Spike (better than an exercise bike)
Exclusive Invention: The Ovan (an oven which is also a van)
Exclusive Therapy: Wait Training (training you to be better at waiting)
Invention: The Bindependent (a newspaper about bins)
