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Tag: Lifestyle

Pawn
May 24, 2018May 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I think my husband is addicted to pawn shops!”

Blackfish
May 19, 2018May 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Environmental Films: Doing Their Bit For The Planet?

Rowing boat on water
May 18, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Rowbot (a robot for rowing you to work)

Tattoos
May 17, 2018May 13, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Me missus wants me to tattoo her name into me forehead!”

Mount Everest
May 14, 2018April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How to Climb Mount Everest (Your Official, Moronic Survival Guide)

Divorce
May 11, 2018May 11, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I divorce my girlfriend?!”

Bathtub
May 10, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Wall Bath (a bath in a wall)

Mushrooms
May 7, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Mushbroom (a mushroom sweep)

Balaclava wearing thief
May 3, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Balaclava Baklava (fashion & food in one)

Letter writing
April 24, 2018August 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How to Write a Threatening Letter

Romance
April 23, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Romantic Comedies Ruined By Adding “Sneeze” Into The Title

Kids and a pet
April 20, 2018April 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should me and my girlfriend have kids or pets?!”

Sink
April 16, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Sink Shower (for personal hygiene and doing the dishes!)

Mustard
April 10, 2018April 9, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mustard Soup

Potato being peeled
April 3, 2018April 3, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Potato Au Grating (now with extra “grated” potato)

Jackhammer
April 2, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Jackstammer (jackhammer for stammerers)

Football
March 30, 2018May 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Kneeball (much better than football)

English language
March 29, 2018March 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Me bird hates me gansgta slang aiiiiiiie”

Bleach
March 26, 2018March 26, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Bleach on Toast (better than beans on toast)

Ice cream
March 23, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Flavourless Ice Cream

Barbed wire
March 20, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe & Invention: Rhubarbed Wire (like barbed wire, but tastier)

Weight lifting
March 19, 2018March 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Stronger Things (better than Stranger Things)

Assam Tea with Vanilla
March 7, 2018August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Assam Tea with Vanilla: The Greatest Tea Tragedy of Our Time!

Fatherhood
March 2, 2018March 3, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I think my girlfriend is pregnant!”

Chocolate
March 1, 2018March 1, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Choco-Late (chocolate you give to someone when you’re late)

Horse
February 27, 2018February 26, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lasagneigh (lasagne made by horses)

Paint
February 26, 2018February 25, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Paint au Chocolat (better than pain au chocolat)

Credit score
February 23, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Credit sore (like a credit score, but itchier)

Custard
February 8, 2018September 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cusstard (profanity-laden custard)

A cow
February 5, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cowch (like a couch, but for cows)

The Microcave
February 2, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Microcave (like a microwave, but not)

Love in 2018 - Men seeking women
January 15, 2018March 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2018: Men Seeking Women

How to shave properly
January 11, 2018January 6, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

How to Shave Your Face (manly man’s guide)

The exercise spike
January 8, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Exercise Spike (better than an exercise bike)

January 5, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Ovan (an oven which is also a van)

Wait Training
January 2, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Therapy: Wait Training (training you to be better at waiting)

Bins surround by countryside
December 26, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Bindependent (a newspaper about bins)

The Books of Tea - Kakuzo Okakura
December 23, 2017December 23, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

The Book of Tea: Moonshake Books Review

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