Tag: Lifestyle
15 Popular Foods Ruined by Adding “Toilet Paper” to The Name
Invention: The Didgeridoor (a door made from didgeridoos)
In Praise of Candles
Exclusive Recipe: The Ketchup Sandwich (ZOMG, we know!)
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Lassi (the Indian yoghurt drink)
Exclusive Santa Column: Shaking Up The Xmas Script
Exclusive Invention: The Alarm Bull (better than an alarm bell)
Exclusive Invention: The Doorbull (a bull who replaces your doorbell)
Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Proust (a literature-based lunch!)
Exclusive Recipe: Christmas Donner Kebab
Exclusive Recipe: Ice Cream, Butter, and Crisps Smoothie
How Hairdressers Can Improve the Haircut Experience
Invention: The Remote Constroll (a remote control for strolling)
10 Brilliant New Words and What They Mean
Brown Bread vs White Bread: Which is Best?
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Can you give me speed dating advice?”
How to Use a Parting Phrase (Goodbye, Farewell, Get Lost etc.)
Exclusive Recipe: Mashed Potato Milkshake!
Exclusive Invention: The Scarf Wig
Exclusive Invention: The Telephone Razorblade (shave as you call!)
Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Coasters (as in drinks coasters)
Exclusive Invention: Auberjeans (jeans and vegetables all-in-one!)
Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Annual Christmas Shopping List
12 Rap Albums Improved by Adding Cheese Names to the Title
Aiiiiiiiiie: Check Out Our Debut Gangsta Rap Album!
Exclusive Invention: pRam! (a pram with a battering ram on it)
How to Speak Like You’re From Northern England, Mate
Exclusive Recipe: Machos (like nachos, but for manly men)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I tell if my wife is insane?!”
Exclusive Invention: The Fire Alarm Belt
15 Famous Paintings Improved by Adding “Smelly” to the Title
Exclusive Recipe: Fetid Cheese (like feta cheese, but putrid)
Exclusive Recipe: Noobulbs (bulbs made out of noodles)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! Is my husband a robot?!”
Invention: The Floss Guitar (dental floss and guitar all-in-one!)
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend has a fire extinguisher fetish!”
