Tag: Silly
News: Mayonnaise to be Renamed Mayonaise in Horror Move
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I tell when I’ve fallen in glove?”
Exclusive Invention: The Cake Car (better than a normal car)
Crocodile Dundee: “You call that a knife?” Quote Off Extravaganza!
FAQs – Queuing: How to queue (on cue) to be a queue master
Will John Bercow Yelling “Order!” Solve The Brexit Nightmare?
How to Tell if Someone is Lying
Great Films That Never Were: The Lord of the Ringtones
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do my wife and me get more attractive?”
Exclusive Recipe: Cement Bread (It’s awful and we know it)
Short Story: Susy the Speech Bubble
How to Effectively Manage Your Alien Abduction
Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend has grown a third arm and it’s gross!”
Exclusive Invention: The ProTractor (a tractor with a protractor attached)
15 Classic Novels Ruined By Adding “Potatoes” Into The Title
Exclusive Invention: The Potato Bed (better than a water bed)
Office Meetings: An Uncomfortably Lengthy Spiel (blogger challenge)
Exclusive Invention: The Tap Measure (always better than tape)
FAQs – Toast: Why it’s not called “burnt bread” and more
Great Films That Never Were: Pie Hard (pie-based action romp)
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Doctor Whom (it’s much better than Doctor Who)
15 Famous Proverbs Ruined By Adding “Kneecaps” Into Them
Exclusive Invention: The Bookmark Toothbrush Gun
How to Moonwalk (dancing – not space travel)
Professional Moron Strike: Day Three – LIVE Coverage
Professional Moron is on STRIKE!
Sunshine Blogger Award #2: We Answer Some Questions
FAQs – Valentine’s Day: How to “be” someone’s valentine etc.
Exclusive Invention: Chopping Board Games
Aliens Seeking Humans: Dating For Universal Conquest & Destruction
Email & Letter Sign-Offs: How to End Your Discourse
Exclusive Invention: The Sleeping Bag Bag (for sleep excellence)
Agony Aunt: “Scientific postulations on the basis of all men being bastards”
Chopsticks VS Chapsticks: Which is the Best Eating Implement?
Agony Aunt: “I’m dating myself, but I’m getting on my nerves!”
FAQs – Swearing: Should You Be So Obscene?
