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Tag: Silly

Strike
February 19, 2019February 19, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron is on STRIKE!

Clouds with sunshine shining through
February 13, 2019February 13, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Sunshine Blogger Award #2: We Answer Some Questions

I love you - Valentine's Day roses and romance
February 8, 2019February 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Valentine’s Day: How to “be” someone’s valentine etc.

Chess pieces
February 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Chopping Board Games

Alien and a human
February 5, 2019February 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Aliens Seeking Humans: Dating For Universal Conquest & Destruction

Thank you
February 4, 2019February 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Email & Letter Sign-Offs: How to End Your Discourse

Man with a sleeping bag in nature
January 31, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Sleeping Bag Bag (for sleep excellence)

Men with slightly off looking heads
January 29, 2019January 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Scientific postulations on the basis of all men being bastards”

Chopsticks with a traditional Japanese drawing
January 28, 2019January 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Chopsticks VS Chapsticks: Which is the Best Eating Implement?

A woman taking a selfie with scenery in the background
January 24, 2019January 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m dating myself, but I’m getting on my nerves!”

A cartoon lady getting angry next to her laptop
January 22, 2019August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Swearing: Should You Be So Obscene?

Punch of a fist
January 21, 2019January 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

How to Punch Someone in the Face

Cement mixer
January 17, 2019January 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m dating a cement mixer – advice needed!”

A desk and a poster
January 14, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Desk Washer (keep your favourite desks clean!)

Brain
January 11, 2019January 12, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

IQ Test: Find Out How Bright You Is With Are Free Test

Death skull flag
January 8, 2019January 3, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Ruined By Adding “Plague” Into The Title

Kitchen and a sink with bottles
January 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Shrink Sink (a psychiatrist smart sink)

A couple flirting
January 4, 2019August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Flirting: What is it and why should I get my coat, love?

Soap bars
January 3, 2019January 1, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: The Soapranos

Online dating
January 2, 2019December 31, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2019: Men Seeking Women

January 1, 2019December 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts 2019: Women Seeking Men

Women in a tea field
December 31, 2018December 26, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: TeaCher (tea created by pop star Cher)

Love letter in a typewriter
December 28, 2018August 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How to Write a Love Letter

Party drinks
December 27, 2018December 27, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Our office Christmas bash was a disaster!”

Christmas FAQs with Santa Claus
December 24, 2018August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Christmas: With Special Guest Santa Claus

Tins
December 21, 2018December 21, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Washing Machine Tin Opener

Spam
December 17, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Annoyances: What are they, why are they irritating, and why am I so annoyed?

Chavs slumped over unconscious
December 14, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Party: Time to Make Some Shapes

Umbrella
December 11, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Ultra-Umbrella (ULTRA!)

Blah
December 10, 2018December 10, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

How to Make Small Talk

Conker's Bad Fur Day
December 9, 2018December 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Conker’s Bad Fur Day: Swearing?! Yes! **** Off!

Superman on the N64 - Mike Matei
December 9, 2018February 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Superman on the N64: Mike Matei’s Heroic Playthrough Journey

Mrs. Santa Claus
December 7, 2018December 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: A Day in the Life of Mrs. Santa Claus

Toy Story
December 6, 2018December 2, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Toy Story: “This isn’t flying, it’s falling with style” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Chainsaw cutting a baguette
December 4, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Cookie Cutter Chainsaw (for cookie cutting excellence)

Alien
December 3, 2018December 2, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I married a man… but it turns out it’s an alien!”

Commuting man on a train with no hair
November 30, 2018November 30, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: British Train Fares Go UP and Poor People Go MENTAL!

Question
November 29, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Q&A With Your Learned Subject… Professional Moron!

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