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Tag: Work

Drug testing test tubes
June 20, 2019June 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Perform Drug Testing at Work

We are hiring
June 13, 2019June 14, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

We’re Hiring: Our Last Apprentice Died Hideously… Sign On Up!

A surfer falling over a wave
May 28, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Key Surf Board (for typing & surfin’)

LinkedIn logo
May 20, 2019May 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Use LinkedIn

Keyboard
April 26, 2019December 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Touch Typing: How to Type Like a Bolt of Lightning

An apple
April 8, 2019July 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Eating Apples at Work: Why it’s Disgusting & we Hate You For it

People in a meeting lookig happy staring at a laptop
March 11, 2019March 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Office Meetings: An Uncomfortably Lengthy Spiel (blogger challenge)

Filing cabinet
February 11, 2019September 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The World’s Tallest Filing Cabinet is in Burlington, VT

Punch of a fist
January 21, 2019January 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

How to Punch Someone in the Face

Party drinks
December 27, 2018December 27, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Our office Christmas bash was a disaster!”

Blah
December 10, 2018December 10, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

How to Make Small Talk

Commuting man on a train with no hair
November 30, 2018November 30, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: British Train Fares Go UP and Poor People Go MENTAL!

Question
November 29, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Q&A With Your Learned Subject… Professional Moron!

Man with a mop
November 8, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Moppy the Sentient Mop (for excellent mop bot mopping)

Business inspection
October 26, 2018March 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Government Inspection & Introducing Nude Working Days!

Post-it notes
October 22, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Post-It Boats (sticky, but handy, boats)

Christmas cheer
September 28, 2018September 28, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Singles, Shingles, Gout, & Yuletide Prep

Christmas 2019 with a girl watching Santa in the snow
September 21, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column 2018: Morose Grumblings As Santa Returns For XMas

Jalapeños
September 17, 2018September 15, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Jalapeños Renamed Jalapenos Threatening Severe ~ Job Losses

Emotions
September 10, 2018December 31, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Emotional Intelligence Test: Find Out How Smart You Is (and are)

Commuting train
September 4, 2018September 4, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

10 Proven & Viable Excuses For Missing a Day At Work

Burning
August 16, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Burnalism (journalism, but with more flames)

Business
August 14, 2018August 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What’s business, how do I do it, and when will I be a billionaire?

Job interview questions
July 10, 2018July 9, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What Should You Do In a Job Interview?

Job spec for hiring
July 9, 2018July 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Job Spec: Join Our Apprenticeship Programme!

Socket
June 8, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The SOCKet (a socket made out of socks)

Days
June 5, 2018June 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

7 Days Renamed for the Better

Duck
May 29, 2018May 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Beginner’s duck

May 28, 2018September 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How to Nail a Job Interview

John Wayne acting
May 25, 2018May 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Dialect Coaches (and other experts)

Rowing boat on water
May 18, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Rowbot (a robot for rowing you to work)

Letter writing
April 24, 2018August 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How to Write a Threatening Letter

Cat photographer
March 13, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Photograpurrs (cat photographers)

If the tables are turned, or to turn the tables
December 29, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: If the tables were burned…

Library
December 14, 2017April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Conan the Librarian

Christmas and Santa Claus
December 4, 2017April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Shaking Up The Xmas Script

A bull
November 29, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Alarm Bull (better than an alarm bell)

Santa Claus Christmas push
November 21, 2017November 21, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Revving Up For Christmas!

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